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Rude Christmas Card – Merry Christmas Thank Fuck That Year Is Over
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Rude Christmas Card – Merry Christmas Wankface
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Rude Christmas Card – Merry Fuckin Christmas
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Rude Christmas Card – Merry Fucking Christmas you miserable bastard
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Rude Christmas Card – OK, So I’m Not The Real Santa Claus, But I’ve A Huge Sack Which Needs Emptying
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Rude Christmas Card – Once Upon a time I didn’t Care! I still don’t. The End
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Rude Christmas Card – Please Tick as Appropriate
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Rude Christmas Card – Rude Xmas Card – Once Upon A Time There Was A Twat
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Rude Christmas Card – Rude Xmas Card – You’re A Twat But I Like You
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Rude Christmas Card – Santa’s On His Way To Your House Because He Needs One More Ho
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Rude Christmas Card – Sex Now That I’ve Got Your Attention. Smile And Have A Great Christmas
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Rude Christmas Card – Tango, whiskey Alpha Tango Merry Christmas
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Rude Christmas Card – Thank God For Covid-19 at least Now I Don’t have to open Christmas day with you
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Rude Christmas Card – They call me jingle bells because i go all the way
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Rude Christmas Card – This Christmas I’m Trying To Give Up Sexual Innuendos
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Rude Christmas Card – We Wish You A Merry Christmas
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Rude Christmas Card – What are you getting for Christmas drunk you’re getting fucking drunk.
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Rude Christmas Card – What Kind Of Fuckery Is This?
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Rude Christmas Card – What the Fuck Its Christmas
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Rude Christmas Card – When I Think About You I Touch Myself I Rub My Templetes because You Give Me A Fucking Migraine
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Rude Christmas Card – You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit This Year!
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Rude Christmas Card – You better watch out, you better not cry you better not pout I’m telling you why because santa hates fucking pussies
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Rude Christmas Card – You Remind Me Of My Big Toe
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Rude Christmas Card – You're getting fuck all from Santa this year
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Rude Christmas Card – You’re Riding A Horse full speed There’s A Girafffe Next To You And A Lion Chasing You! What Do You do? Get Off The Caraousel You Drunk Mother Fucker
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Rude Christmas Card, Funny Boob Joke, Hilarious Adult Xmas Card for Friends & Mates
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Rude Christmas Card, Funny Grindr Joke, Humorous Xmas Card for Friends & Co-Workers
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Rude Christmas Card, Funny Penis Enlargement Joke, Hilarious Xmas Card with Magnifying Glass Gag Inside
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Rude Christmas Card, Funny “Spot the Cock” Joke, Cheeky Xmas Card with Pointing Hand Gag Inside
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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “I Love You (Just Not as Much as Your Big Fat Cock)”
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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “I Love You Despite Your Small Penis”
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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “I Love You for Your Personality (But Your Cock Is a Bonus)
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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I’m Using My Hand but I’m Thinking of You”
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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “Yes, I Have a Dirty Mind (And Right Now You’re… Naked)”
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Rude Xmas Card – All The Other Cards Were Really Shit
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Rude Xmas Card – Bitches Be Riding My Sleigh All Night
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