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Sex at your age is like trying to play pool with a rope.
Rude Birthday Cards - Sex at your age is like trying to play pool with a rope.
£3.00
The Speed At Which A Woman Says “I’m Fine.” Is Directly Proportional To The Severity Of The Shit Storm That’s About To Follow Happy Birthday
Rude Birthday Cards - The Speed At Which A Woman Says “I’m Fine.” Is Directly Proportional To The Severity Of The Shit Storm That’s About To Follow Happy Birthday
£3.00
You’re A Classy Mother Fucker Happy Birthday
You’re A Classy Mother Fucker Happy Birthday
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I’m Not Wearing Any Underwear Because You Never Put The Fucking Laundry In The Dryer Like I Fuckings Asked You To 1000 Times! Happy Birthday
Rude Birthday Cards - I’m Not Wearing Any Underwear Because You Never Put The Fucking Laundry In The Dryer Like I Fuckings Asked You To 1000 Times! Happy Birthday
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Alcohol Is Not In My Vodkabulary
Rude Birthday Cards - Alcohol Is Not In My Vodkabulary
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You’re A Dick Head But You’re My Dick Head
Rude Birthday Cards - You’re A Dick Head But You’re My Dick Head
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