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rude birthday card saying every woman’s dream is that a man will take her in his arms throw her into bed... and clean th
Every Woman’s Dream Is That A Man Will Take Her In His Arms Throw Her Into Bed...
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rude birthday card saying studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid mother fuckers. happy birthd
Studies Have Shown That Intelligent People Swear More Than Stupid Mother Fuckers. Happy Birthday
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rude birthday card saying i’m not wearing any underwear because you never put the fucking laundry in the dryer like i fu
I’m Not Wearing Any Underwear Because You Never Put The Fucking Laundry In The Dryer Like I Fuckings Asked You
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rude birthday card saying behind every nagging woman there’s a man trying to do fuck all! happy birthday
Behind Every Nagging Woman There’s A Man Trying To Do Fuck All! Happy Birthday
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rude birthday card saying the speed at which a woman says “i’m fine.” is directly proportional to the severity of the sh
The Speed At Which A Woman Says “I’m Fine.” Is Directly Proportional To The Severity Of The Shit Storm
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rude birthday card saying there was a safety meeting at work today. they asked “what steps would you take in the event o
There Was A Safety Meeting At Work Today. They Asked “What Steps Would You Take In The Event Of A Fire?”
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rude birthday card saying you’re a classy mother fucker happy birthday
You’re A Classy Mother Fucker Happy Birthday
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rude birthday card saying may your birthday be absolutely fucking splendid happy birthday
May Your Birthday Be Absolutely Fucking Splendid Happy Birthday
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rude birthday card saying three stages of life 1. birth 2. what the fuck is this 3. death happy birthday
Three Stages Of Life 1. Birth 2. What The Fuck Is This 3. Death Happy Birthday
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rude birthday card saying sometimes all a man needs is a hug around his penis with a vagina happy birthday
Sometimes All A Man Needs Is A Hug Around His Penis With A Vagina Happy Birthday
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rude birthday card saying wishing you a fucktard free birthday happy birthday
Wishing You A Fucktard Free Birthday Happy Birthday
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rude birthday card saying my wife just stopped and said “you weren’t even listening were you?” i thought...“that’s a fuc
My Wife Just Stopped And Said “You Weren’t Even Listening Were You?” I Thought...“
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