Collection: Rude Birthday Cards
Rude Funny Birthday Cards
A range of Rude Birthday Cards for those special people in a our lives who have a great sense of humour
- FREE SHIPPING ON UK ORDERS
- Card Size 150mm x 145mm 400gsm
- Card Supplied in cello bag with envelope
- Dispatched same day if ordered by 3:00 PM, Mon to Fri
- Orders are sent via Royal Mail First Class Post
- Orders Should be received within 24/48 hours
- All greetings cards produced in Birmingham UK
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When I Think About You I Touch Myself
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Age Is Just A Number. In Your Case A Fuckin Big One.
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Viagra It Won’t Make You James Bond But It Will Make You Roger Moore Happy Birthday
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Hope Your Birthday Is Filled With Lots Of Love, Laughter And Cock* Cake, Fucking Autocorrect. Happy Birthday
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Age has It’s Advantages fuck knows what they are?
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When 3 People Have Sex It’s Called A Threesome. When 2 People Have Sex It’s Called A Twosome.
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For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow On Second Thoughts He’s A Cock
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“Give It To Me!” She Yelled “I’m So Fucking Wet
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It’s Never Too Late To Be What You Want To Be ...Unless You Want To Be Younger Then You’re Fucked
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You’re Riding A Horse Full Speed Theres’s A Giraffe Next To You And A Lion Chasing You!
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Tango Whiskey Alpha Tango Happy Birthday
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I Bought You A Pair Of Slippers And A Dildo For Your Birthday
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Happy Birthday Blah Blah Blah Wanker
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You’re A Dick Head But You’re My Dick Head
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You’re A Twat But I Like You!
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On Your Birthday I Tried Really Hard To Stop Swearing
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Happy Birthday Ginger Bollocks
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Happy Birthday Ginger Minge
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As It’s Your Birthday L’ll Let You Cum First
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I’m No Weatherman But
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Funny Birthday Card, Someone Out There Cares It’s Your Birthday
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You Are Pretty Fucking Awesome
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You’re A Knobhead But You’re My Knobhead
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I Was Going To Get You A Nice Birthday Card Then I Remembered You’re A Cunt.
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On Your Birthday You Will Need The Patience Of A Saint
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Alcohol Is Not In My Vodkabulary
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Mirror Mirror On The Wall Who Is The Sexiest
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Awesome Things Will Happen On Your Birthday If You Choose Not To Be A Miserable Cow
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Try Not To Be A Cunt - Buddha
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When You’re Over 40 It’s No Longer Called Masturbation It’s Called A System Check
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Once Upon A Time There Was A Twat. It Was You. The End.
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Your Penis Is Cordially Invited To The Party In My Vagina
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Have You Ever Looked At One Of Your Relatives Shook Your Head And Thought “How The Fuck Are We Related?!?”
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Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes
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Fuckety Fuck It's Your Birthday
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Charlie Uniform November Tango Happy Birthday
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