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A little bit cheeky or just rude and to the point we have them all. A great range of rude valentine cards to put a smile on your loved ones face. Shop online and browse our unique range, romantic, funny or even a bit rude.

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rude valentines card sayingI Was Going To Get You A Nice Valentines Card
I Was Going To Get You A Nice Valentines Card Then I Remembered You’re A Cunt.
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingGinger Pubes
Ginger Pubes
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingI Give You Permission To Wake Me Up If You Get Horny
I Give You Permission To Wake Me Up If You Get Horny
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingYou Are Important To Me And And My Cock
You Are Important To Me And And My Cock
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingYes, I have a Dirty Mind and Right now you’re…naked
Yes, I have a Dirty Mind and Right now you’re…naked
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingLoyalty & Orgasms That’s All I Want And Food Don’t Forget The Food
Loyalty & Orgasms That’s All I Want And Food Don’t Forget The Food
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingWine, Dine & Sixty Nine
Wine, Dine & Sixty Nine
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingYou Make My Legs Go Weak & My Willy Hard
You Make My Legs Go Weak & My Willy Hard
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingAn Orgasm A Day Keeps The Worries Away
An Orgasm A Day Keeps The Worries Away
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingOrgasms Are Like Cooking I Could Do It My Self But
Orgasms Are Like Cooking I Could Do It My Self But Prefer Someone Else Doing It For Me
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingYes Asshole I Do Care About You
Yes Asshole I Do Care About You
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingRoses are red violets are blue, i’m using my hand but i’m thinking of you
Roses are red violets are blue, i’m using my hand but i’m thinking of you
£3.99