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Funny lockdown birthday card saying 2020 is a unique leap year
2020 is a unique leap year
£3.99
Funny lockdown birthday card saying 2020 needs to just pull over and let me the fuck off
2020 needs to just pull over and let me the fuck off
£3.99
Funny lockdown birthday card saying 2020 You just have to take it one
2020 You just have to take it one
£3.99
Funny lockdown birthday card saying 2021 New Year Same Old Shit
2021 New Year Same Old Shit
£3.99
Funny lockdown birthday card saying 2021 Sober October, Fuck that, after this year I’m on a bender till December
2021 Sober October, Fuck that, after this year I’m on a bender till December
£3.99
Funny lockdown birthday card saying A Covid-19 Symptom is having no taste
A Covid-19 Symptom is having no taste
£3.99
rude birthday card saying abracadabra! nope, still a cunt
Abracadabra! Nope, Still a Cunt
£3.99
Funny birthday card saying Adult (noun) A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Adult (noun) A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
£3.99
rude birthday card saying age has it’s advantages fuck knows what they are?
Age has It’s Advantages fuck knows what they are?
£3.99
rude birthday card saying age is just a number. in your case a fuckin big one.
Age Is Just A Number. In Your Case A Fuckin Big One.
£3.99
Funny birthday card saying Alcohol (noun) A buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people more attractive. Makes obviously stupid ideas seem good.
Alcohol (noun) A buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people more attractive. Makes obviously stupid ideas seem good.
£3.99
rude birthday card saying alcohol is not in my vodkabulary
Alcohol Is Not In My Vodkabulary
£3.99
Funny birthday card saying Ambitchous (Adjective) When someone strives to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
Ambitchous (Adjective) When someone strives to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
£3.99
rude birthday card saying as it's your birthday i’m going to show you my tits
As it's your Birthday I’m going to show you my Tits
£3.99
rude birthday card saying as it’s your birthday l’ll let you cum first
As It’s Your Birthday L’ll Let You Cum First
£3.99
Funny birthday card saying Ask-hole (noun) A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
Ask-hole (noun) A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
£3.99
rude birthday card saying awesome things will happen on your birthday if you choose not to be a miserable cow
Awesome Things Will Happen On Your Birthday If You Choose Not To Be A Miserable Cow
£3.99
Funny birthday card saying Bad-assery (noun) Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck.
Bad-assery (noun) Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck.
£3.99
Funny birthday card saying Beer-gasm (verb) The emotional climatic moment when you take that first sip of beer at the end of the day.
Beer-gasm (verb) The emotional climatic moment when you take that first sip of beer at the end of the day.
£3.99
rude birthday card saying behind every good woman theres a man trying to do fuckall happy birthday
Behind Every Good Woman Theres a man trying to do fuckall Happy Birthday
£3.99
rude birthday card saying behind every nagging woman there’s a man trying to do fuck all! happy birthday
Behind Every Nagging Woman There’s A Man Trying To Do Fuck All! Happy Birthday
£3.99
Funny birthday card saying Birth-day (noun) A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.
Birth-day (noun) A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.
£3.99
Funny birthday card saying Birth-day (noun) An excuse to drink until you forget how old you are.
Birth-day (noun) An excuse to drink until you forget how old you are.
£3.99
rude birthday card saying charlie uniform november tango happy birthday
Charlie Uniform November Tango Happy Birthday
£3.99