Funny & Rude Birthday Cards

Birthdays are meant for laughs — not boring cards. Our funny and rude birthday cards are made for people who love a bit of cheek and aren’t afraid to offend (just a little).

From sarcastic one-liners to downright outrageous humour, every design is printed on premium card stock in the UK and packed with Punk Cards attitude. Whether you’re after something sweary, sassy, or simply hilarious, you’ll find the perfect card to make someone’s day — or ruin it in style.

So skip the safe stuff and go bold. Explore our full range of rude, funny and offensive birthday cards below — guaranteed to get a laugh, a gasp, or both. 🎉😂