Collection: Funny Football Birthday Cards
Celebrate another year of football obsession with a laugh! Our funny football birthday cards are perfect for fans who take the game (and the banter) seriously.
Whether they support a Premier League giant or a lower-league underdog, our cards score big on humour — with jokes about VAR, dodgy refs, missed sitters and classic rivalry digs. Every design is printed in the UK on premium card stock with bold typography and Punk Cards attitude.
From cheeky insults to laugh-out-loud puns, these football birthday cards are guaranteed to hit the back of the net. ⚽🎉
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Football Birthday Card Arsenal
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Football Birthday Card Chelsea
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Football Birthday Card Spurs
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Just in case you didn't know Man City are shit
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VAR Confirmed: Arsenal Are Shite! Happy Birthday
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Supporting Arsenal Is Not Really That Stressful! - Says
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Just in case you didn't know Aston villa are shit
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VAR Confirmed: Villa Are Shite! Happy Birthday
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Supporting Villa Is Not Really That Stressful! - Says
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Football Birthday Card Chelsea
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Football Birthday Card Chelsea
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Just in case you didn't know Liverpool are shit
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Supporting Liverpool Is Not Really That Stressful!
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Supporting Man City Is Not Really That Stressful!
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Just in case you didn't know Man United are shit
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Supporting Man United Is Not Really That Stressful!
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Just in case you didn't know Newcastle United are shit
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Supporting Newcastle Is Not Really That Stressful!
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Just in case you didn't know Tottenham are shit
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VAR Confirmed: Spurs Are Shite! Happy Birthday
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Supporting Wolves Is Not Really That Stressful! - Says - Callum (Aged 22), Wolverhampton
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VAR Confirmed: Wolves Are Shite! Happy Birthday
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Just in case you didn't know Wolves are shit
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