Collection: Funny Christmas Cards
Bring on the festive laughs! Our Funny Christmas Cards collection is packed with cheeky jokes, bold designs and proper laugh-out-loud humour. Whether you're sending a card to a mate, work colleague, family member or someone who just needs cheering up, these Xmas cards guarantee a smile.
Designed and printed in Birmingham using premium card stock, every design brings together festive fun, sarcasm, wit and a bit of classic Punk Cards mischief. Perfect for anyone who loves Christmas… but loves laughing even more.
Click here to view our Rude Christmas Cards
You can also view our range of Funny & Rude Christmas Cards Here
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Funny Christmas Card – Sometimes I wonder how I put up with you
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Funny Christmas Card, 4 Out Of 5 People Get Money
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Funny Christmas Card – Being Related To Me Is Really The Only
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Funny Christmas Card – We’ve been through a lot together
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Funny Christmas Card – From the Most Amazing person you know
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Funny Christmas Card – To a brother that has the worlds
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Funny Christmas Card – Christmas Spirit Must Be Built On A Solid
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Funny Christmas Card - Everyone should have a Brother like you, I don’t see why I should be the only one to suffer
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Funny Christmas Card – Everyone should have a sister like you
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Funny Christmas Card - From Your Favourite Financial Burden
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Funny Christmas Card - At Christmas A Woman’s Place Is In The Kitchen Sitting With Her Feet Up, Sipping A Cocktail And Watching Her Fella Cook Dinner.
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Funny Christmas Card - A Good Man Can Make You Feel Strong And Sexy
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Funny Christmas Card - You're my favourite person to be festive with
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Funny Christmas Card - Only A Few More Shopping Days Left
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Funny Christmas Card - Wine Is The Answer Sorry Whats The Question
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Funny Christmas Card - 1 Universe 8 Planets 195 countries 809 Island 7.4 Billion people and you have the privilege of knowing me
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Funny Christmas Card - Apart from Christmas Dinner & Alcohol you’re probably my favourite
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Funny Christmas Card - Every family has one weird relative, if you don’t know who it is, then it’s probably you
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Funny Christmas Card - Great sense of humour a dirty mind & beautiful heart i’m a perfect combination
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Funny Christmas Card - Awesome wonderful fabulous beautiful thats more than enough about your sister
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Funny Christmas Card - Happy Christmas from the most amazing person in your life
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Funny Christmas Card - All i want for Christmas is you naked
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Funny Christmas Card - Being my girlfriend is the only gift you need
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Funny Christmas Card - Happy Christmas You fabulous Individual
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Funny Christmas Card - Lets drink mulled wine & talk shit
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Funny Christmas Card - Being my husband is the only gift you need
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Funny Christmas Card - Being my boyfriend is the only gift you need
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Funny Christmas Card - Being my Friend is the only gift you need
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Funny Christmas Card - Dont expect any presents
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Funny Christmas Card - Santa Doesn’t believe in you either
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Funny Christmas Card - Bang tidy aren’t I
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Funny Christmas Card - Happy Elfing Christmas
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Funny Christmas Card - First-rateness superbness perfectness flawlessness well enough about me
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Funny Christmas Card - Ho3 Merry Christmas
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Funny Christmas Card - Twinkle Twinkle little star. Point me to the nearest bar!
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Funny Christmas Card - You should only drink on two occasions 1 when it’s christmas 2 when it isn’t
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Why Choose Punk Cards for Funny Christmas Cards?
We specialise in modern, cheeky and hilarious Christmas cards that stand out. While most shops play it safe, we go all-in on big laughs, bold typography and proper personality. From rude humour to silly festive puns, there's a design for every sense of humour — even the questionable ones.
Our cards are:
- Premium quality – thick 350gsm card with a crisp finish
- Designed & printed in the UK – supporting local print
- Delivered fast – no long waits or delays
- Perfect for all recipients – friends, family, workmates, partners
- Available in bulk – great for offices or festive parties
Whether you want playful, sarcastic, mildly offensive or just totally ridiculous, you’ll find it here.
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Funny Christmas Cards – FAQ
What are the most popular funny Christmas cards?
Bold, witty one-liners and cheeky adult humour are always top sellers. Cards that poke fun at family, work, drinking and festive chaos do best.Do you offer rude or adult funny Christmas cards?
Yes — we have a wide range of rude, naughty and outrageous Xmas cards for people with a strong sense of humour (and no fear of being cancelled).Are your Christmas cards printed in the UK?
All Punk Cards designs are created, printed and packed in Birmingham using premium card stock.How fast is delivery?
Orders are dispatched quickly, with fast UK delivery options available at checkout.