Collection: Funny Anniversary Cards
Who says anniversaries have to be serious? Our funny anniversary cards are made for couples who love a good laugh — from sarcastic one-liners to outrageously cheeky jokes that keep the spark alive.
Designed and printed in the UK on premium card stock, every Punk Card brings bold typography, wicked humour, and a healthy dose of attitude. Whether you want something a bit rude, romantic with a twist, or just plain funny, we’ve got the perfect card to match your relationship.
Say “I love you” the Punk Cards way — with laughter, honesty, and a little mischief. 💕😂
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Marriage Is Like A Deck Of Cards In The Beginning All You Need Is Two Hearts
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We've Been Through A Lot Together And Most Of It Was Your Fault.
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Two Golden Rules To A Happy Marriage 1. The Wife Is Always Right 2.
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Husbands Are The Best People To Share Your Secrets With.
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Everyone should have a husband like you
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Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me then I remember, oh,
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Everyone should have a wife like you
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Another Year As My Husband You Lucky Man
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You're My Favourite Person To Be Antisocial With
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Marriage is a workshop
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Dear Love Of My Life I Just Want You To Know How Much Ive Enjoyed Annoying You
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Another year as my wife
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You call it nagging. I call it listen to what I fucking said the first time.
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Today We Celebrate The Best Decision You Ever Made
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I’m Sure We’d be a normal couple if it wasn’t for you
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You Always Say I Only Have 2 Faults ...I Don't Listen And Some Other Shit You
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Love Is Spending The Rest Of Your Life With Someone Who You Want To Kill,
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it’s pretty cool that we’ve been together for
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Happiness Is Having A Husband Who Is Also Your Best Friend
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All The Good Ones Are A Little Crazy
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You Magnificent Bastard
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you are my favourite human
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Marriage is about understanding what irritates your partner and using it strategically
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Marriage Is A Relationship In Which One Person Is Always Right, And The Other
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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes
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I Love You Except When You Snore Then I Want To Fucking Suffocate You
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Heres To Another Year Of My Not Smothering You With A Pillow While You Sleep
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Happy Anniversary from the best wife in the world
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Being Married Is Like Having The Freedom To Do Whatever Your Wife Tells You
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Behind Every Angry Woman Stands A Man Who Has Absolutely No Idea What He Did
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You And Me Are More Than Friends. We Are A Really Small Gang.
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We Have Tolerated Each Other For So Long Its Remarkable
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To My Partner In Wine
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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce
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I Was Asked What I Look For In A Relationship.. Apparently “A Way Out”
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I universe 8 planets 195 countriesTo my amazing beautiful wife
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