Collection: Funny Anniversary Cards
Who says anniversaries have to be serious? Our funny anniversary cards are made for couples who love a good laugh — from sarcastic one-liners to outrageously cheeky jokes that keep the spark alive.
Designed and printed in the UK on premium card stock, every Punk Card brings bold typography, wicked humour, and a healthy dose of attitude. Whether you want something a bit rude, romantic with a twist, or just plain funny, we’ve got the perfect card to match your relationship.
Say “I love you” the Punk Cards way — with laughter, honesty, and a little mischief. 💕😂
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I universe 8 planets 195 countriesTo my amazing beautiful wife
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I Hope We Never Get Tired Of Making Fun Of Each Other
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I Feel Like Water Solves All Problems. Wanna Lose Weight? Drink Water.
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Husbands are like Wine! They take a long time to mature
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Happy Anniversary You Miserable Fuck
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Arguing With A Woman Is Like Getting Arrested. Everything You Say Can And Will
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A Man Doesn’t know what happiness is until he’s married by then it’s too late
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Your Wife Wont Start An Argument With You If Youre Cleaning
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You Remind Me Of My Big Toe Sooner Or Later Im Going To Bang You On A Table!
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You are my favourite husband so far. The others ones are twats.
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We were perfectly happy until we decided to live happily ever after
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We both said “I Do” and we haven’t agreed on a single thing since.
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Trouble and Strife
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To the most fabulous lady i know
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to my amazing beautiful wife
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The department of health is looking for couples married for 5 years or more
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My Husbands wife is freakin awesome
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Marriage: An Endless Sleepover With Your Favourite Weirdo
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Marriage is all about compromise, i admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
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I’m So Happy I Tricked You Into Marrying me
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Im Not Wearing Any Underwear Because You Never Put The Fucking Laundry In
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I Love you even when you’re annoying
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I Cant Promise You The World, But I Can Promise You This, I Will Bring You Win
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Even though we’ve been married for years i can’t help
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A Happily Married Man Is One Who Understands Every Word That His Wife Didn't
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A Good Man Can Make You Feel Strong, Sexy And Able To Take On The World..
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