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Funny Valentines Cards

Valentines day, that special day you get to express your love to someone special by sending them a Funny Valentine Card. Don't be boring and send them a normal card, send them a punkcard.

These funny valentine cards are definitely ideal, some may find them offensive, but we think they are hilariously funny. Our funny valentines day cards will help you celebrate and make that special person laugh.
  • Card Size 150mm x 145mm
  • 400gsm Card
  • Supplied in cello bag with envelope
  • Rude Birthday Cards | Rude Cards | Rude Greetings Cards
  • FREE SHIPPING ON UK ORDERS
  • Dispatched same day if ordered by 3:00 PM, Mon to Fri
  • All orders are sent via Royal Mail First Class Post and should be received within 24/48 hours
Viagra, It won’t make you James Bond But it will make you Roger Moore

Funny Valentines Card - Viagra, It won’t make you James Bond But it will make you Roger Moore
Sometimes I Wonder How You Put Up With Me

Funny Valentines Card - Sometimes I Wonder How You Put Up With Me
I Love You Except When You Snore Then I Want To Fucking Suffocate You

Funny Valentines Card - I Love You Except When You Snore Then I Want To Fucking Suffocate You
We’ve Been Through A Lot Together And Most Of It Was Your Fault.

Funny Valentines Card - We’ve Been Through A Lot Together And Most Of It Was Your Fault.
We Have Tolerated Each Other For So Long It’s Remarkable

Funny Valentines Card - We Have Tolerated Each Other For So Long It’s Remarkable
Behind Every Angry Woman Stands A Man Who Has Absolutely No Idea What He Did Wrong!

Funny Valentines Card - Behind Every Angry Woman Stands A Man Who Has Absolutely No Idea What He Did Wrong!
A Recent Study Has Found That Women Who Carry A Little Extra Weight Live Longer Than Men Who Mention It.

Funny Valentines Card - A Recent Study Has Found That Women Who Carry A Little Extra Weight Live Longer Than Men Who Mention It.
I’m Not Wearing Any Underwear

Funny Valentines Card - I’m Not Wearing Any Underwear
You’ll Do Bit Too Late To Swap You Now

Funny Valentines Card - You’ll Do Bit Too Late To Swap You Now
Feed Me And Tell Me I’m Pretty

Funny Valentines Card - Feed Me And Tell Me I’m Pretty
When I Think About You I Touch Myself I Rub My Temples Because You Give Me A Migraine

Funny Valentines Card - When I Think About You I Touch Myself I Rub My Temples Because You Give Me A Migraine
Marriage Is Like A Deck Of Cards In The Beginning All You Need Is Two Hearts And A Diamond. By The End You Wish You Had A Club And A Spade.

Funny Valentines Card - Marriage Is Like A Deck Of Cards In The Beginning All You Need Is Two Hearts And A Diamond. By The End You Wish You Had A Club And A Spade.
You Remind Me Of My Big Toe

Funny Valentines Card - You Remind Me Of My Big Toe
Every Woman’s Dream Is That A Man Will Take Her In His Arms Throw Her Into Bed And Clean The Whole Fucking House While She Sleeps.

Funny Valentines Card - Every Woman’s Dream Is That A Man Will Take Her In His Arms Throw Her Into Bed And Clean The Whole Fucking House While She Sleeps.
I Wanted A Smoking Hot Body Menopause Was Not What I Had In Mind

Funny Valentines Card - I Wanted A Smoking Hot Body Menopause Was Not What I Had In Mind
Never Laugh At My Choices You Are One Of Them

Funny Valentines Card - Never Laugh At My Choices You Are One Of Them
To My Partner In Wine

Funny Valentines Card - To My Partner In Wine
You Always Says I Only Have Two Faults I Don’t Listen And Some Other Shit She Was Rattling On About

Funny Valentines Card - You Always Says I Only Have Two Faults I Don’t Listen And Some Other Shit She Was Rattling On About
Hold My Hand In The Shopping Centre Because If You Let Go I’ll Start Shopping. It Looks Romantic But It’s Actually Economic.

Funny Valentines Card - Hold My Hand In The Shopping Centre Because If You Let Go I’ll Start Shopping. It Looks Romantic But It’s Actually Economic.
Ok So I Like You More Than I Originally Planned

Funny Valentines Card - Ok So I Like You More Than I Originally Planned
You And Me Are More Than Friends. We Are A Really Small Gang.

Funny Valentines Card - You And Me Are More Than Friends. We Are A Really Small Gang.
I Think About You When I Touch My Bits

Funny Valentines Card - I Think About You When I Touch My Bits
To Do List Give Card To Idiot

Funny Valentines Card - To Do List Give Card To Idiot
If You Are Lucky Enough To Find A Weirdo Never Let Them Go

Funny Valentines Card - If You Are Lucky Enough To Find A Weirdo Never Let Them Go