• Funny Valentine’s Day card with bold red text and humorous message on white background.
  • Funny Valentine's Day card with red and black text, blank inside for personal message.
  • Back of a funny greeting card with QR code, barcode, Punk Cards logo, and Made in Britain text.
  • Bright pink greeting card envelope with pointed flap, perfect for Valentine's Day or funny cards
  • Funny Valentine's Day card with bold red text reading 'When I think about you, I touch myself,' card size shown against an A4 sheet.
  • Funny Valentine’s Day card with bold red text and a humorous message held by a hand.
  • Valentine's Day card with humorous text 'When I think about you, I touch myself, I rub my...'. Bold, cheeky greeting card design ideal for funny occasions.
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Funny Valentine’s Day Card – When I Think About You I Touch Myself I Rub My Temples Because You Give Me A Fucking Migraine

Funny Valentine’s Day Card – When I Think About You I Touch Myself I Rub My Temples Because You Give Me A Fucking Migraine

£3.99 GBP
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This funny Valentine's Day card reads: 'When I Think About You I Touch Myself I Rub My Temples Because You Give Me A Fucking Migraine'. Perfect for partners who love humour, cheeky messages and a light‑hearted Valentines surprise. Printed on premium card with a bold red envelope.

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