Collection: Very Rude and Funny Christmas Cards
For those who want to send seriously cheeky festive greetings, our “Very Rude Christmas Cards” are the ultimate choice. Packed with bold humour, adult one-liners and unapologetic jokes, these cards are made for friends, workmates or anyone who enjoys the naughty side of Funny Christmas Cards. Printed in the UK on premium stock and including envelope, they’re ready to make a memorable splash this holiday season.
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Charlie Uniform November Tango
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Happy Christmas Cunt!
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Santa Doesn’t Think You’re Naughty Or Nice
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Happy Christmas Cuntmuffin
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Happy Christmas Cunty McCuntface
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Merry Christmas You Special Cunt!
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Merry Christmas Cuntybollocks
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Mirror Mirror On The Wall Who Is The Sexiest
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Santa Loves you, Everyone else thinks you’re a cunt
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This Christmas I Tried Really Hard To Stop Swearing
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Twinkle Twinkle little star what a cunt I think you are
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What do we want? A cure for Tourette’s.
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You’re on Santa’s cunt list
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This Christmas I Will Have The Patience Of A Saint
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Santa Claus visits you once a year eats your food
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I Was Going To Get You A Nice Christmas Card
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