Collection: Rude Anniversary Cards
Forget the mushy stuff — celebrate your relationship with a rude anniversary card that says what you’re really thinking. From saucy jokes to outrageously funny one-liners, our cards are designed to make your other half laugh, blush, or both!
Every design is bold, cheeky, and printed on premium card stock right here in the UK. Whether you’re into clever innuendo or full-on filthy humour, Punk Cards has the perfect way to mark another year of putting up with each other.
Explore our collection of funny, rude and offensive anniversary cards below — guaranteed to raise eyebrows and keep the romance delightfully inappropriate. 💕😜
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You call it nagging. I call it listen to what I fucking said the first time.
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You Always Say I Only Have 2 Faults ...I Don't Listen And Some Other Shit You
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Love Is Spending The Rest Of Your Life With Someone Who You Want To Kill,
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You Magnificent Bastard
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I Love You Except When You Snore Then I Want To Fucking Suffocate You
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Heres To Another Year Of My Not Smothering You With A Pillow While You Sleep
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Behind Every Angry Woman Stands A Man Who Has Absolutely No Idea What He Did
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Holly Shit Were Still Married
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Happy Anniversary You Miserable Fuck
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You Remind Me Of My Big Toe Sooner Or Later Im Going To Bang You On A Table!
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You are my favourite husband so far. The others ones are twats.
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Im Not Wearing Any Underwear Because You Never Put The Fucking Laundry In
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