Collection: Rude Valentine's Day Cards
This Valentine’s Day, ditch the mushy clichés and go for bold, cheeky and unapologetically rude. Our select range of adult humour cards is designed for couples who love a giggle and a bit of edge. From “Fit as F — ” to “You Make My Knob Throb”, these naughty Valentine’s cards are printed in the UK on premium stock with matching red envelopes included. Add attitude, laughter and unforgettable fun with the perfect card for him, her or both.
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I Was Going To Get You A Nice Valentines Card Then I Remembered You’re A Cunt.
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Funny Rude Valentine’s Day Card – “Thanks for All the Orgasms” – Naughty Valentine’s Card for Couples – Adult Humour Card by Punk Cards
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It’s not that I’m horny all the time, it’s just that you’re always fucking sexy
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Funny Rude Valentine’s Day Card – “You Make My Fanny Tingle” – Naughty Valentine’s Card for Her – Cheeky Romantic Card by Punk Cards
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I Just Want You To Be Happy And Mostly Naked
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Funny Rude Valentine’s Day Card – “Fit As Fuck” – Naughty Valentine’s Card for Him or Her – Cheeky Adult Humour Card by Punk Cards
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Happy Valentines Big Tits
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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “I Love You for Your Personality (But Your Cock Is a Bonus)
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14,000 People Are Having Sex Right Now And You... Well You’re Reading This Card Trust Me, I’m Not Happy About It Either
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Funny Rude Valentine’s Day Card – “Happy Valentines Ginger Pubes”
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I Was Sexy As Fuck Licking This Envelope
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When I think about you I touch myself, I rub my temples because you give me a fucking migraine
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Orgasms Are Like Cooking I Could Do It My Self But Prefer Someone Else Doing It For Me
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Funny Rude Valentine’s Day Card – “You Make My Willy Grow” – Naughty Valentine’s Card for Him – Cheeky Adult Humour Card by Punk Cards
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Funny Rude Valentine’s Day Card – “You Make Me Wet” – Naughty Valentine’s Card for Him or Her – Cheeky Romantic Card by Punk Cards
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Happy Valentines Day From Me And My Pussy!
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Loyalty & Orgasms That’s All I Want And Food Don’t Forget The Food
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I Really Fucking Love You
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Funny Rude Valentine’s Day Card – “Thank You for All the Orgasms” – Naughty Valentine’s Card for Couples – Cheeky Adult Humour Card by Punk Cards
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I Give You Permission To Wake Me Up If You Get Horny
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Funny Rude Valentine’s Day Card – “You Make My Cock Rock” – Naughty Valentine’s Card for Him – Cheeky Adult Humour Card by Punk Cards
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Funny Rude Valentine’s Day Card – “You Make My Knob Throb” – Naughty Valentine’s Card for Him – Cheeky Adult Humour Card by Punk Cards
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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I’m Using My Hand but I’m Thinking of You”
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I may not go down in history but, i’ll go down on you
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Happy Valentines Bell End
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Your Clothes Bother Me!
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You Make My Legs Go Weak & My Willy Hard
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An Orgasm A Day Keeps The Worries Away
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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “I Love You (Just Not as Much as Your Big Fat Cock)”
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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “Yes, I Have a Dirty Mind (And Right Now You’re… Naked)”
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Funny Naughty Valentine’s Day Card – “I Want To Be the 6 to Your 9”
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Get Your Dick Ready.
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I Respectfully Request The Presence Of You In My Panties
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Lets Have Ninja Sex.
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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “I Love You Despite Your Small Penis”
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I Just Wanna F Ck But I Can’t Because I’m Missing U
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