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Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “I Love You (Just Not as Much as Your Big Fat Cock)”

Rude Funny Valentine’s Day Card – “I Love You (Just Not as Much as Your Big Fat Cock)”

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Equal parts romantic and filthy, this outrageous Valentine’s Day card is guaranteed to get a laugh. Featuring the no-filter message:
“I love you… just not as much as your big fat cock,”
this card is perfect for couples who appreciate brutally honest humour and cheeky Valentine’s banter.

Printed on premium card stock and paired with a bright red envelope, it's ideal for boyfriends, husbands, partners — or anyone who enjoys a card with a wicked sense of humour.
Bold, rude and very, very Punk Cards.

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