Collection: Rude Valentine's Day Cards
This Valentine’s Day, ditch the mushy clichés and go for bold, cheeky and unapologetically rude. Our select range of adult humour cards is designed for couples who love a giggle and a bit of edge. From “Fit as F — ” to “You Make My Knob Throb”, these naughty Valentine’s cards are printed in the UK on premium stock with matching red envelopes included. Add attitude, laughter and unforgettable fun with the perfect card for him, her or both.
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I Love You Except When You Snore Then I Want To Fucking Suffocate You
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Yes Asshole I Do Care About You
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Wine, Dine & Sixty Nine
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Thanks For Loving Me Even When I Don’t Shave My Minge
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Talking To You Makes My Day.(But So Does Oral Sex)
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You Are Important To Me And And My Cock
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I Want You In My Pants Now
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I Love You More Than Masterbation
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I Love You Despite Your Stubbly Minge
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Would you like to stroke my pussy
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Sex Is Not The Answer. Sex Is The Question.
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Holly Fuck You Are Sexy
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Nice Pussy
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You’re Classy As Fuck
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