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Funny Birthday Card – Relationship (noun) The ability to put up with someone else’s bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.
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Funny Birthday Card – Shitastrophy (Verb) A word used for massive mess ups, fucked up situations and epic fails
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Funny Birthday Card – Significunt (Noun) Normally a total cunt who think’s they are important.
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Funny Birthday Card – Snac-cident (noun) Calling a family size bar of chocolate entirely by mistake.
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Funny Birthday Card – Soul-mate (noun) Someone who does the same weird things you do.
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Funny Birthday Card – Succeed (verb) Achieve the desired aim or result: If at first you don’t succeed... try doing it the way your wife told you.
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Funny Birthday Card – Teenager (noun) People who get no respect and are looked down upon because a lot of them are idiots.
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Funny Birthday Card – To My Li’l Oldi | Cheeky Supermarket-Style Design
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Funny Birthday Card – Unfuckwithable (Adjective) Someone who is truly at peace and in touch with themselves. Nothing anyone says or does bothers them
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Funny Birthday Card – Wine (noun) The drink that makes you feel sexy, strong and ready to take on the world.
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Funny Birthday Card – Women (noun) An adult human female. Like a mobile phone. Like’s to be held and talked to. But push the wrong button and you’ll be disconnected
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Funny Birthday Cards - Are you drunk?
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Funny Birthday Cards - Bike Wanker Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Cold one for the old one
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Funny Birthday Cards - Drink Drank Drunk
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Funny Birthday Cards - Drinking Rum before Midday doesn’t make you an alcoholic it makes you a pirate
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Funny Birthday Cards - Fishing Wanker Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Football Wanker Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Frunk as Duck
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Funny Birthday Cards - Gym Wanker Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Happy Birthday Bell End
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Funny Birthday Cards - Happy Birthday Shit Head
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Funny Birthday Cards - In Dog Years You’d be Dead Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - I’m No Cactus Expert but I know a prick when I see one Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Life is a lot like Toilet Paper, You’re either on a roller You’re taking shit from some Asshole
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Funny Birthday Cards - My Middle Finger Salutes You Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - My What a Handsome Cock you have Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Old Skool Wanker
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Funny Birthday Cards - Quarantine and Chill
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Funny Birthday Cards - Quarantine Queen
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Funny Birthday Cards - Running Wanker Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Social Distancing Queen
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Funny Birthday Cards - Some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair
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Funny Birthday Cards - Surviving Covid one glass at a time
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Funny Birthday Cards - What a nice pussy you have Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Wine FI Zone
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