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Funny Birthday Card – Funcle (noun) Like a dad only cooler. Jokes are funny. The man. See also: badass.
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Funny Birthday Card – Gin-cident (noun) An event which happened due to one too many gins.
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Funny Birthday Card – Girl-friend (noun) Someone who holds certain superhuman abilities. See also: Mind control, mood swings, shopping and talking.
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Funny Birthday Card – Glow-getter (noun) A driven busy gal who strives to achieve her goals in life while attaining a beautiful glow both inside and out.
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Funny Birthday Card – Hang In There! Your Birthday Is Coming
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Funny Birthday Card – Happy Birthday Oldi, for men
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Funny Birthday Card – Happy Birthday Oldi, for women
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Funny Birthday Card – Husband (noun) A person who never shares a secret he is told, because he isn’t even listening. Takes the bins out.
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Funny Birthday Card – Im-ma-ture (noun) A word used by boring people to describe fun people.
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Funny Birthday Card – Men-o-pause (noun) The time of life when a woman doesn’t know if she is on fire or freezing, happy or sad. May self medicate with: Wine
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Funny Birthday Card – Mom (noun) Someone who sees the best in her kids even when they drive her crazy. Unconditional love. See also: Superwoman
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Funny Birthday Card – Mombie (noun) A sleep deprived mom, characterised by a messy bun and pyjamas bottoms. Also: Feeds on caffeine.
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Funny Birthday Card – Momster (noun) What happens to mom after she counts to three. See also: mad woman
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Funny Birthday Card – Mother, (Noun) A person with the ability to detect a lie, hear through walls and see’s out the back of her head.
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Funny Birthday Card – Mum (noun) Someone who has a great sense of humour, is perfect in every way and enjoys alcohol.
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Funny Birthday Card – Nanatude (Verb) What happens to Nan’s when someone crosses there grand children.
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Funny Birthday Card – Noginophobhia (No-gin-o-phobia - verb) The fear one feels when you are out of juniper based spirit.
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Funny Birthday Card – Procrastidrinking (Noun) The art of drinking alcohol instead of doing something else you should be doing.
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Funny Birthday Card – Relationship (noun) The ability to put up with someone else’s bullshit, usually of the opposite sex, for a long period of time.
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Funny Birthday Card – Shitastrophy (Verb) A word used for massive mess ups, fucked up situations and epic fails
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Funny Birthday Card – Significunt (Noun) Normally a total cunt who think’s they are important.
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Funny Birthday Card – Snac-cident (noun) Calling a family size bar of chocolate entirely by mistake.
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Funny Birthday Card – Soul-mate (noun) Someone who does the same weird things you do.
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Funny Birthday Card – Succeed (verb) Achieve the desired aim or result: If at first you don’t succeed... try doing it the way your wife told you.
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Funny Birthday Card – Teenager (noun) People who get no respect and are looked down upon because a lot of them are idiots.
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Funny Birthday Card – To My Li’l Oldi | Cheeky Supermarket-Style Design
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Funny Birthday Card – Unfuckwithable (Adjective) Someone who is truly at peace and in touch with themselves. Nothing anyone says or does bothers them
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Funny Birthday Card – Wine (noun) The drink that makes you feel sexy, strong and ready to take on the world.
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Funny Birthday Card – Women (noun) An adult human female. Like a mobile phone. Like’s to be held and talked to. But push the wrong button and you’ll be disconnected
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Funny Birthday Cards - Are you drunk?
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Funny Birthday Cards - Bike Wanker Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Cold one for the old one
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Funny Birthday Cards - Drink Drank Drunk
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Funny Birthday Cards - Drinking Rum before Midday doesn’t make you an alcoholic it makes you a pirate
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Funny Birthday Cards - Fishing Wanker Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Football Wanker Happy Birthday
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