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A little bit cheeky or just rude and to the point we have them all. A great range of rude valentine cards to put a smile on your loved ones face. Shop online and browse our unique range, romantic, funny or even a bit rude.

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rude valentines card sayingI may not go down in history but, i’ll go down on you
I may not go down in history but, i’ll go down on you
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingYes, I have a Dirty Mind and Right now you’re…naked
Yes, I have a Dirty Mind and Right now you’re…naked
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingLoyalty & Orgasms That’s All I Want And Food Don’t Forget The Food
Loyalty & Orgasms That’s All I Want And Food Don’t Forget The Food
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingWine, Dine & Sixty Nine
Wine, Dine & Sixty Nine
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingYou Make My Legs Go Weak & My Willy Hard
You Make My Legs Go Weak & My Willy Hard
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingIt’s not that I’m horny all the time, it’s just that you’re always fucking sexy
It’s not that I’m horny all the time, it’s just that you’re always fucking sexy
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingAn Orgasm A Day Keeps The Worries Away
An Orgasm A Day Keeps The Worries Away
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingOrgasms Are Like Cooking I Could Do It My Self But
Orgasms Are Like Cooking I Could Do It My Self But Prefer Someone Else Doing It For Me
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingYes Asshole I Do Care About You
Yes Asshole I Do Care About You
£3.99
rude valentines card saying14,000 People Are Having Sex Right Now And You
14,000 People Are Having Sex Right Now And You... Well You’re Reading This Card Trust Me, I’m Not Happy About It Either
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingWhen I think about you I touch myself
When I think about you I touch myself, I rub my temples because you give me a fucking migraine
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingHappy Valentines Bell End
Happy Valentines Bell End
£3.99