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Rude Valentines Cards

A range of really nice Valentine's cards for those special people in a our lives who have a great sense of humour 

  • FREE SHIPPING ON UK ORDERS
  • Card Size 150mm x 145mm 400gsm
  • Card Supplied in cello bag with envelope
  • Dispatched same day if ordered by 3:00 PM, Mon to Fri
  • Orders are sent via Royal Mail First Class Post
  • Orders Should be received within 24/48 hours
  • All greetings cards produced in Birmingham UK

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rude valentines card sayingIt’s not that I’m horny all the time, it’s just that you’re always fucking sexy
It’s not that I’m horny all the time, it’s just that you’re always fucking sexy
£3.99
rude valentines card saying14,000 People Are Having Sex Right Now And You
14,000 People Are Having Sex Right Now And You... Well You’re Reading This Card Trust Me, I’m Not Happy About It Either
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingI Was Sexy As Fuck Licking This Envelope
I Was Sexy As Fuck Licking This Envelope
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingI Really Fucking Love You
I Really Fucking Love You
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingYou Make My Willy Grow
You Make My Willy Grow
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingYour Clothes Bother Me!
Your Clothes Bother Me!
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingI may not go down in history but, i’ll go down on you
I may not go down in history but, i’ll go down on you
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingRoses are red violets are blue, i’m using my hand but i’m thinking of you
Roses are red violets are blue, i’m using my hand but i’m thinking of you
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingYes, I have a Dirty Mind and Right now you’re…naked
Yes, I have a Dirty Mind and Right now you’re…naked
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingLoyalty & Orgasms That’s All I Want And Food Don’t Forget The Food
Loyalty & Orgasms That’s All I Want And Food Don’t Forget The Food
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingWhen I think about you I touch myself
When I think about you I touch myself, I rub my temples because you give me a fucking migraine
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingI Just Wanna F Ck But I Can’t Because I’m Missing U
I Just Wanna F Ck But I Can’t Because I’m Missing U
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingI Want To Be The 6 To Your 9
I Want To Be The 6 To Your 9
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingI Love You For Your Personality But Your Cock Is A Bonus
I Love You For Your Personality But Your Cock Is A Bonus
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingYou Make My Knob Throb
You Make My Knob Throb
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingHappy Valentines Bell End
Happy Valentines Bell End
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingI Was Going To Get You A Nice Valentines Card
I Was Going To Get You A Nice Valentines Card Then I Remembered You’re A Cunt.
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingWine, Dine & Sixty Nine
Wine, Dine & Sixty Nine
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingOrgasms Are Like Cooking I Could Do It My Self But
Orgasms Are Like Cooking I Could Do It My Self But Prefer Someone Else Doing It For Me
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingHappy Valentines Day From Me And My Pussy!
Happy Valentines Day From Me And My Pussy!
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingAn Orgasm A Day Keeps The Worries Away
An Orgasm A Day Keeps The Worries Away
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingHappy Valentines Big Tits
Happy Valentines Big Tits
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingYes Asshole I Do Care About You
Yes Asshole I Do Care About You
£3.99
rude valentines card sayingI Give You Permission To Wake Me Up If You Get Horny
I Give You Permission To Wake Me Up If You Get Horny
£3.99