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Don’t Give Up You’ve Still Got A Coupe Of Motherfuckers To Prove Wrong
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Don’t Grow Up it’s A Trap Happy Birthday
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Don’t wait till your deathbed to tell people how you feel
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Enjoy Every Moment
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Enjoy Every Moment Here And Now
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Even though we’ve been married for years i can’t help
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Every woman’s dream is that a man will Take Her In His Arms Throw Her into Bed And Clean The Whole Fucking House While She Sleeps
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Everyone should have a husband like you
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Everyone should have a wife like you
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Feliz Navidad Bitchachos
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Festive as Fuck!
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For Every Minute You Are Angry You Lose 60 Seconds Of Happiness
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Friend Birthday Card Female, Special Friend Birthday Card Female, Birthday Cards for Women, Made in UK - Punkcards
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Friends Come & Go Like The Waves Of The Ocean. The True Ones Stay Like An Octopus On Your Face. Happy Birthday
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Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of Alcohol, Sarcasm, Inappropriateness and Shenanigans. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Card - One Day You’re Young..
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Funny Birthday Card Female, LGBT Birthday Card, Very Demure, Very Mindful, Made in UK
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Funny Birthday Card – Adult (noun) A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
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Funny Birthday Card – Alcohol (noun) A buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people more attractive. Makes obviously stupid ideas seem good.
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Funny Birthday Card – Ambitchous (Adjective) When someone strives to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
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Funny Birthday Card – Ask-hole (noun) A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
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Funny Birthday Card – Bad-assery (noun) Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck.
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Funny Birthday Card – Beer-gasm (verb) The emotional climatic moment when you take that first sip of beer at the end of the day.
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Funny Birthday Card – Being Related to Me Is the Only Gift You Need – Cheeky Card for Brother, Sister or Family
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Funny Birthday Card – Birth-day (noun) A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.
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Funny Birthday Card – Birth-day (noun) An excuse to drink until you forget how old you are.
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Funny Birthday Card – Covidiot (Noun) A stupid person who stubbornly ignores social distancing
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Funny Birthday Card – Cuntstipated (Adjective)The emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in one day.
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Funny Birthday Card – Cyco-path (noun) Someone who is suffering from chronic bike riding disorder with abnormal urges to ride and feel free. See also: bike wanker
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Funny Birthday Card – Faculty (verb) Cockney rhyming slang for “There’s no more PG Tips.
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Funny Birthday Card – Fif-tee (noun) Still hot but mostly in flushes. Your skin eats more cream than you do.
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Funny Birthday Card – Flaw-some (Adjective) An individual who embraces their flaws and knows they are awesome regardless.
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Funny Birthday Card – Flaw-tistic (Adjective) A person who is truly fantastic but, only sees their own flaws.
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Funny Birthday Card – Friend (noun) Someone who listens, doesn’t judge and somehow makes everything all right. Provides wine.
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Funny Birthday Card – Fuck (Verb) Probably the only fucking word that can be put every fucking where and make fucking sense. Fuckers.
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Funny Birthday Card – Fuckening (Noun) When your day is going too well and you don’t trust it and some shit finally goes down. Eg: Ah, there it is, the fuckening
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