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Rude Birthday Card – Every Woman’s Dream Is That A Man Will Take Her In His Arms Throw Her Into Bed...
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Rude Birthday Card – For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow On Second Thoughts He’s A Cock
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Rude Birthday Card – Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo, Oscar, Foxtrot, Foxtrot
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Rude Birthday Card – Fuckety Fuck It's Your Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Funny Birthday Card, Someone Out There Cares It’s Your Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Give a Man a Fish, He’ll eat For A Day. Give Him A Pen, He’ll Probably Draw A Penis. Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday Blah Blah Blah Wanker
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Rude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday Donkey Dick
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Rude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday Ginger Bollocks
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Rude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday Ginger Minge
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Rude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes
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Rude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday You Old Fart
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Rude Birthday Card – Have You Ever Looked At One Of Your Relatives Shook Your Head And Thought “How The Fuck Are We Related?!?”
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Rude Birthday Card – Hope Your Birthday Is Filled With Lots Of Love, Laughter And Cock* Cake, Fucking Autocorrect. Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – I Bought You A Pair Of Slippers And A Dildo For Your Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – I Spy with my Little Eye something beginning with Twat
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Rude Birthday Card – I Wish my bank account balance was as big as your tits
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Rude Birthday Card – Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering
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Rude Birthday Card – It’s Never Too Late To Be What You Want To Be ...Unless You Want To Be Younger Then You’re Fucked
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Rude Birthday Card – I’m No Weatherman But
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Rude Birthday Card – I’m Not Wearing Any Underwear Because You Never Put The Fucking Laundry In The Dryer Like I Fuckings Asked You
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Rude Birthday Card – Life Is A Lot Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Relaxed And Hanging Freely.. Then A Woman Makes It Hard. Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – May Your Birthday Be Absolutely Fucking Splendid Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – My Wife Just Stopped And Said “You Weren’t Even Listening Were You?” I Thought...“
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Rude Birthday Card – Nothing is Impossible Thats Bollocks you do fuck all Everyday
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Rude Birthday Card – On Your Birthday You Will Need The Patience Of A Saint
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Rude Birthday Card – Once Upon A Time There Was A Twat. It Was You. The End.
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Rude Birthday Card – Papa, Romeo, India, Charlie, Kilo
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Rude Birthday Card – Sex at your age is like trying to play pool with a rope.
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Rude Birthday Card – Sex is like a petrol station, sometimes you get full service
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Rude Birthday Card – Sometimes All A Man Needs Is A Hug Around His Penis With A Vagina Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Sorry you birthday has been over shadowed by some twat called cover
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Rude Birthday Card – Studies Have Shown That Intelligent People Swear More Than Stupid Mother Fuckers. Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Tango Whiskey Alpha Tango Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – The Speed At Which A Woman Says “I’m Fine.” Is Directly Proportional To The Severity Of The Shit Storm
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Rude Birthday Card – There Was A Safety Meeting At Work Today. They Asked “What Steps Would You Take In The Event Of A Fire?”
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