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Funny Birthday Card – Snac-cident (noun) Calling a family size bar of chocolate entirely by mistake.
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Funny Birthday Card – Soul-mate (noun) Someone who does the same weird things you do.
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Funny Birthday Card – Succeed (verb) Achieve the desired aim or result: If at first you don’t succeed... try doing it the way your wife told you.
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Funny Birthday Card – Teenager (noun) People who get no respect and are looked down upon because a lot of them are idiots.
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Funny Birthday Card – Unfuckwithable (Adjective) Someone who is truly at peace and in touch with themselves. Nothing anyone says or does bothers them
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Funny Birthday Card – Wine (noun) The drink that makes you feel sexy, strong and ready to take on the world.
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Funny Birthday Card – Women (noun) An adult human female. Like a mobile phone. Like’s to be held and talked to. But push the wrong button and you’ll be disconnected
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Life (noun) Get up at 5am, battle the traffic. Work your ass off all day. Fight the traffic again. Drink, Sleep. See also: The End
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Rude Birthday Card – Twunt (Noun) A word used when twat and cunt indivualy just aren’t enough.
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