Collection: Funny Birthday Cards
Make birthdays a proper laugh with our funny birthday cards — packed with sarcasm, cheek, and classic Punk Cards humour. From witty one-liners to laugh-out-loud rude jokes, our designs are perfect for mates, partners, family, or that colleague who thinks they’re hilarious.
All cards are proudly made in the UK on premium, eco-friendly stock and delivered fast — so you can spend less time shopping and more time laughing. Whether you want something clever, silly, or a bit outrageous, you’ll find the perfect funny birthday card right here. 🎉😂
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Funny Birthday Cards - So far this is the oldest you’ve ever been
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Funny Birthday Cards - One Year Closer To Granny Pants. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Let’s Drink Red Red Wine because UB40 Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Life & Wine Are Very Similar Chill For best Results. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Danger Mouth Operates Faster than Brain. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Vodka Is Not The Answer But Its Worth A Shot! Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - It Has Been Scientifically Proven That Too Many Birthdays Will Kill You Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Welcome to Middle Age No one tells you that rigour mortis starts while you’re still alive
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Funny Birthday Cards - Sisters are like fat thighs They stick together
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Funny Birthday Cards - You’re my favourite person to be antisocial with
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Funny Birthday Cards - If You Have To Ask If It’s Too Early To Drink Wine Youre An Amateur And We Can’t Be Friends.
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Funny Birthday Cards - I Can’t Remember Which One Of Us Is The Bad Influence. “Oh, Wait... It’s You...”
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Funny Birthday Cards - Menopause in progress move around me and do not make eye contact
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Funny Birthday Cards - Ever feel like you’ve had to much wine? me neither
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Funny Birthday Cards - If You Haven’t Grown Up By The Age Of 50 You Don’t Have To!
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Funny Birthday Cards - At Your Age Getting lucky means Finding the car in the car park Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Never Ask Me To Hold Your Drink. I Will Drink It. You Have Been Warned. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - To My Partner In Wine. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Lying About Your Age Is Easier Now That I Have Trouble Remembering What It Is. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - There’s nothing better than a good friend who makes you laugh unless its a good friend who makes you laugh and has wine
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Funny Birthday Cards - The Youngest sibling is usually the best looking and smartest - Factof the day
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Funny Birthday Cards - Once you get to a certain age you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit.
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Funny Birthday Cards - Old age used to be in your head now its in your joints too
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Funny Birthday Cards - Warning Due To The Influence Of Hormones I Could Burst Int Tears Or Kill You In The Next 10 Minutes.
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Funny Birthday Cards - What A Wonderful Thought It Is That Some Of The Best Days Of Our Lives Haven’t Happened Yet.
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Funny Birthday Cards - The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest
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Funny Birthday Cards - My Fantasy Is Having Two Men At Once One Cooking And One Cleaning.
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Funny Birthday Cards - You should only drink on two occasions 1 when it’s your birthday 2 when it isn’t
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Funny Birthday Cards - You are my favourite human
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Funny Birthday Cards - Smart. Funny. Beautiful To be fair that sounds like me. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Pain Makes You Stronger. Tears Make You Braver. A Broken Heart Makes You Wiser.
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Funny Birthday Cards - Don’t Think of it as Getting Older Think Of All The Senior Citizen Discounts You Will Soon Qualify For. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - I Think senility is going to be a fairly smooth
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Funny Birthday Cards - The best things about the good old days was you were not good or old
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Funny Birthday Cards - to be old and wise you must first be young and stupid
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Funny Birthday Cards - You know you are getting old when happy hour is a nap
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