Collection: Funny Christmas Cards
Humorous Christmas Cards & Funny Xmas Cards
Looking for a Christmas card that actually gets a laugh? Our collection of funny Christmas cards is packed with bold designs, cheeky jokes and brilliant festive humour. Whether you want something silly, sarcastic, or completely over-the-top, we’ve got humorous Christmas cards, funny Xmas cards, and ridiculous festive designs for every kind of personality.
Shop hilarious cards for friends, family, workmates and anyone who loves a bit of festive fun. All cards are designed and printed in the UK.
Click here to view our Rude Christmas Cards
You can also view our range of Funny & Rude Christmas Cards
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Humorous Christmas Card – Sometimes I wonder how I put up with you
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Funniest Xmas Humour Card – 4 Out Of 5 People Get Money
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Funny Christmas Card – Being Related To Me Is Really The Only
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Humorous Christmas Card – We’ve been through a lot together
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Funny Wife Christmas Card – From the Most Amazing person you know
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Funny Brother Christmas Card – To a brother that has the worlds
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Hilarious Christmas Card – Christmas Spirit Must Be Built On A Solid
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Funny Brother Christmas Card – Everyone should have a Brother like you, I don’t see why I should be the only one to suffer
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Funny Sister Christmas Card – Everyone should have a sister like you
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Silly Christmas Card – From Your Favourite Financial Burden
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Funny Wife Christmas Card – At Christmas A Woman’s Place Is In The Kitchen Sitting With Her Feet Up, Sipping A Cocktail And Watching Her Fella Cook Dinner.
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Funny Christmas Card for Her – A Good Man Can Make You Feel Strong And Sexy
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Xmas Funny Card – You're my favourite person to be festive with
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Joke Xmas Card – Only A Few More Shopping Days Left
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Comical Xmas Card – Wine Is The Answer Sorry Whats The Question
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Christmas Card – 1 Universe 8 Planets 195 countries 809 Island 7.4 Billion people and you have the privilege of knowing me
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Humorous Christmas Card – Apart from Christmas Dinner & Alcohol you’re probably my favourite
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Witty Xmas Humour Card – Every family has one weird relative, if you don’t know who it is, then it’s probably you
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Cheeky Christmas Card – Great sense of humour a dirty mind & beautiful heart i’m a perfect combination
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Funny Christmas Card – Awesome wonderful fabulous beautiful thats more than enough about your sister
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Funny Christmas Card – Happy Christmas from the most amazing person in your life
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Rude Christmas Card – All i want for Christmas is you naked
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Funny Girlfriend Christmas Card – Being my girlfriend is the only gift you need
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Fab Xmas Card – Happy Christmas You fabulous Individual
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Joke Xmas Card – Lets drink mulled wine & talk shit
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Funny Xmas Card for Husband – Being my husband is the only gift you need
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Boyfriend Christmas Card – Being my boyfriend is the only gift you need
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Funny Christmas Card – Being my Friend is the only gift you need
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Christmas Humour Card – Don’t expect any presents
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Funny Christmas Card – Santa Doesn’t believe in you either
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Funny Christmas Card – Bang tidy aren’t I
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Hilarious Christmas Card – Happy Elfing Christmas
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Funny Christmas Card Uk – First–rateness superbness perfectness flawlessness well enough about me
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Cheeky Christmas Card – Ho3 Merry Christmas
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Funniest Xmas Humour Card – Twinkle Twinkle little star. Point me to the nearest bar!
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Funny Christmas Card – You should only drink on two occasions 1 when it’s christmas 2 when it isn’t
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Why Choose Punk Cards for Funny Christmas Cards?
We specialise in modern, cheeky and hilarious Christmas cards that stand out. While most shops play it safe, we go all-in on big laughs, bold typography and proper personality. From rude humour to silly festive puns, there's a design for every sense of humour — even the questionable ones.
Our cards are:
- Premium quality – thick 350gsm card with a crisp finish
- Designed & printed in the UK – supporting local print
- Delivered fast – no long waits or delays
- Perfect for all recipients – friends, family, workmates, partners
- Available in bulk – great for offices or festive parties
Whether you want playful, sarcastic, mildly offensive or just totally ridiculous, you’ll find it here.
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Funny Christmas Cards – FAQ
What are the most popular funny Christmas cards?
Bold, witty one-liners and cheeky adult humour are always top sellers. Cards that poke fun at family, work, drinking and festive chaos do best.Do you offer rude or adult funny Christmas cards?
Yes — we have a wide range of rude, naughty and outrageous Xmas cards for people with a strong sense of humour (and no fear of being cancelled).Are your Christmas cards printed in the UK?
All Punk Cards designs are created, printed and packed in Birmingham using premium card stock.How fast is delivery?
Orders are dispatched quickly, with fast UK delivery options available at checkout.