Funny Football Birthday Cards

You'll find Funny Football Birthday Cards suited to different clubs, rivalries and personalities. That makes it easier to pick a card that matches their sense of humour. Some go big on football banter. Others keep things light, punchy and easy to gift.

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Every design is printed in the UK on premium card stock with bold typography and Punk Cards attitude.

If you're after a funny VAR card, a cheeky club joke, or a Funny Birthday Card for Him, this collection keeps it sharp and playful.

These football birthday cards work well for mates, partners, brothers and anyone who never stops talking about the weekend result. 

Looking for the perfect funny card? Explore our full range of cheeky, rude and laugh-out-loud designs in our Rude Birthday Cards collection, packed with bold humour for every occasion.

All our birthday cards sent out using Royal Mail you can check delivery time on the Royal Mail Page.

Shop Funny Football Birthday Cards by Premier League Team

Looking for the perfect football birthday card? Browse our collection of funny football birthday cards by Premier League team, packed with cheeky humour, VAR jokes, and classic football banter. Whether you're shopping for a loyal Arsenal fan, a Manchester United supporter, or someone who loves winding up their rivals, we've got the perfect card to make them laugh on their big day.

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Funny Arsenal Birthday Cards | Funny Aston Villa Birthday Cards | Funny Bournemouth Birthday Cards | Funny Brentford Birthday Cards | Funny Brighton Birthday Cards | Funny Burnley Birthday Cards | Funny Chelsea Birthday Cards | Funny Crystal Palace Birthday Cards | Funny Everton Birthday Cards | Funny Fulham Birthday Cards | Funny Leeds United Birthday Cards | Funny Liverpool Birthday Cards | Funny Manchester City Birthday Cards | Funny Manchester United Birthday Cards | Funny Newcastle United Birthday Cards | Funny Nottingham Forest Birthday Cards | Funny Sunderland Birthday Cards | Funny Tottenham Hotspur Birthday Cards | Funny West Ham United Birthday Cards | Funny Wolverhampton Wanderers Birthday Cards

Our football birthday cards are designed for real fans who love a bit of banter. From fierce rivalries like Arsenal vs Tottenham and Manchester United vs Liverpool, to underdog pride and VAR controversy jokes, every design is created to capture the humour of the beautiful game. Whether you're after a rude football birthday card, a cheeky fan gift, or something light-hearted, you'll find a wide range of designs for every club and personality.