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You Look Like Trouble...Call Me
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You Suck Less Than Most People
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You’re A Dick Head But You’re My Dick Head
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I Think About You When I Touch My Bits
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You And Me Are More Than Friends. We Are A Really Small Gang.
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You Turn Me On
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What Should We Name Our Kids?
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All The Good Ones Are A Little Crazy
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We’ve Been Through A Lot Together And Most Of It Was Your Fault.
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Sometimes I Wonder How You Put Up With Me
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If You Are Lucky Enough To Find A Weirdo Never Let Them Go
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I Love You Except When You Snore Then I Want To Fucking Suffocate You
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You Are Not Normal I Like That
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You’ll Do Bit Too Late To Swap You Now
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I Get Butterflies When I Think Of You. Or It Could Be Trapped Wind!
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Normal People Are So Weird
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Never Laugh At My Choices You Are One Of Them
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When I Think About You I Touch Myself I Rub My Temples Because You Give Me A Fucking Migraine
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Dear Love Of My Life I Just Want You To Know How Much I’ve Enjoyed Annoying You All This Time And How Excited I Am To Keep Doing So In The Future.
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You’re My Kind Of Weird
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14 000 People Are Having Sex Right Now And You... Well You’re Reading This Card Trust Me I’m Not Happy About It Either
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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue even Though You Have Selective Hearing I Still Love You
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On A Scale Of 1 To 10 You’re A 9 And I’m The 1 You Need
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We Have Tolerated Each Other For So Long It’s Remarkable
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Ok So I Like You More Than I Originally Planned
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You’re On My Naughty List Stay There I Like It!
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You Remind Me Of My Big Toe
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I Love You because You’re Awesome, Just like me
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I Daydream About You Inappropriately
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Hold My Hand In The Shopping Centre Because If You Let Go I’ll Start Shopping. It Looks Romantic But It’s Actually Economic.
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I Know I’m A Handful But Thats Why You Have Two Big Hands
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Feed Me And Tell Me I’m Pretty
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I Gently Slide Her Panties To The Side So That I Could Fit The Rest Of Her Socks In The Drawer
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I Don’t Need Google My Wife Knows Everything
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Viagra, It won’t make you James Bond But it will make you Roger Moore
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Excuse me why are you so sexy
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