Collection: Rude Christmas Cards
Dare to go beyond the usual festive cheer with our outrageously rude Christmas cards! Bold, cheeky and full of attitude, these cards are perfect for friends, siblings, colleagues or anyone who loves a sharp sense of humour. From brutal one-liners to sarcastic sibling banter, every design is printed in the UK on premium stock and comes with an envelope. Make this Christmas unforgettable — send something they’ll actually remember.
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Bitches Be Riding My Sleigh All Night
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Once Upon A Time There Was A Twat
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Merry Christmas Thank Fuck That Year Is Over
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I Saw Your Mom Kissing Santa
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Goodwill To All Men This Christmas Except
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Merry Christmas Wankface
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Have you ever looked at one of your relatives
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Give It To Me She Yelled I’m So Fucking Wet Give it to me Now She can Scream All She Wants I’m Not Giving her The Fucking Umbrella
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I’m not Wearing Any Underwear Because You Never put The Fucking Laundry in The Dryer Like I Fucking Asked You to 1000 Times
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When I Think About You I Touch Myself I Rub My Templetes because You Give Me A Fucking Migraine
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OK, So I’m Not The Real Santa Claus, But I’ve A Huge Sack Which Needs Emptying
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Behind Every Good Woman There’s a man trying to do Fuckall
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They call me jingle bells because i go all the way
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May you be surrounded by ho’s this christmas
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Happy Christmas Twat Waffle
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Christmas Blessings To Everyone! Except Assholes Happy Christmas
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