Rude Christmas Cards

Our rude Christmas cards are made for people who prefer their festive greetings with swear words, sarcasm and adult humour. Browse 80+ cheeky, sweary and outrageous Xmas cards for friends, partners and family.

From being festive as fuck to jokes about Santa and Christmas dinner, there is plenty here for people who prefer a laugh to a traditional greeting. Choose a card around their sense of humour, whether that means a cheeky double meaning or a much more direct festive insult.

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