Collection: Rude Christmas Cards
Dare to go beyond the usual festive cheer with our outrageously rude Christmas cards! Bold, cheeky and full of attitude, these cards are perfect for friends, siblings, colleagues or anyone who loves a sharp sense of humour. From brutal one-liners to sarcastic sibling banter, every design is printed in the UK on premium stock and comes with an envelope. Make this Christmas unforgettable — send something they’ll actually remember.
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Rude Xmas Card – Santa Knows You’re A Cock
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Rude Xmas Card – Bitches Be Riding My Sleigh All Night
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Rude Christmas Card – Rude Xmas Card – Once Upon A Time There Was A Twat
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Rude Christmas Card – Merry Christmas Thank Fuck That Year Is Over
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Rude Christmas Card – I Saw Your Mom Kissing Santa
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Rude Christmas Card – Goodwill To All Men This Christmas Except
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Rude Christmas Card – Merry Christmas Wankface
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Rude Christmas Card – Have you ever looked at one of your relatives
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Rude Christmas Card – Give It To Me She Yelled I’m So Fucking Wet Give it to me Now She can Scream All She Wants I’m Not Giving her The Fucking Umbrella
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Rude Christmas Card – I’m not Wearing Any Underwear Because You Never put The Fucking Laundry in The Dryer Like I Fucking Asked You to 1000 Times
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Rude Christmas Card – When I Think About You I Touch Myself I Rub My Templetes because You Give Me A Fucking Migraine
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Rude Christmas Card – OK, So I’m Not The Real Santa Claus, But I’ve A Huge Sack Which Needs Emptying
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Rude Christmas Card – Behind Every Good Woman There’s a man trying to do Fuckall
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Rude Christmas Card – They call me jingle bells because i go all the way
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Rude Christmas Card – May you be surrounded by ho’s this christmas
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Rude Christmas Card – Happy Christmas Twat Waffle
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Funny Christmas Card – Christmas Blessings To Everyone! Except Assholes Happy Christmas
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