Rude Xmas Cards

Looking for a naughty way to say Merry Xmas? Our rude Xmas cards mix festive swear words, suggestive jokes and blunt greetings for mates who appreciate a card with a bit of bite.

From a cheeky Christmas dinner double meaning to an unfiltered message about Santa's presents, choose the joke that belongs in your friendship. Browse for a playful insult or a sweary festive wish, with plenty of adult humour to help you say it your way.

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