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Rude Birthday Card – I’m No Weatherman But
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Rude Birthday Card – I’m Not Wearing Any Underwear Because You Never Put The Fucking Laundry In The Dryer Like I Fuckings Asked You
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Rude Birthday Card – Life Is A Lot Like A Penis Simple Soft Straight Relaxed And Hanging Freely.. Then A Woman Makes It Hard. Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – May Your Birthday Be Absolutely Fucking Splendid Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – My Wife Just Stopped And Said “You Weren’t Even Listening Were You?” I Thought...“
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Rude Birthday Card – Nothing is Impossible Thats Bollocks you do fuck all Everyday
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Rude Birthday Card – On Your Birthday You Will Need The Patience Of A Saint
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Rude Birthday Card – Once Upon A Time There Was A Twat. It Was You. The End.
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Rude Birthday Card – Papa, Romeo, India, Charlie, Kilo
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Rude Birthday Card – Sex at your age is like trying to play pool with a rope.
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Rude Birthday Card – Sex is like a petrol station, sometimes you get full service
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Rude Birthday Card – Sometimes All A Man Needs Is A Hug Around His Penis With A Vagina Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Sorry you birthday has been over shadowed by some twat called cover
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Rude Birthday Card – Studies Have Shown That Intelligent People Swear More Than Stupid Mother Fuckers. Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Tango Whiskey Alpha Tango Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – The Speed At Which A Woman Says “I’m Fine.” Is Directly Proportional To The Severity Of The Shit Storm
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Rude Birthday Card – There Was A Safety Meeting At Work Today. They Asked “What Steps Would You Take In The Event Of A Fire?”
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Rude Birthday Card – Three Stages Of Life 1. Birth 2. What The Fuck Is This 3. Death Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – To Cut A Long Story Short
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Rude Birthday Card – Twunt (Noun) A word used when twat and cunt indivualy just aren’t enough.
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Rude Birthday Card – Viagra It Won’t Make You James Bond But It Will Make You Roger Moore Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – When 3 People Have Sex It’s Called A Threesome. When 2 People Have Sex It’s Called A Twosome.
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Rude Birthday Card – When I Think About You I Touch Myself
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Rude Birthday Card – When You’re Over 40 It’s No Longer Called Masturbation It’s Called A System Check
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Rude Birthday Card – Whiskey, Alpha, November, Kilo, Echo, Romeo
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Rude Birthday Card – Wishing You A Fucktard Free Birthday Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Women’s Arse Size A New Study Reveals Interesting Findings 30% Of Women ThinkTheir Arse Is Too Fat
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Rude Birthday Card – Would you like a drink on your Birthday, you know where the fuckin bar is
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Rude Birthday Card – You Are Pretty Fucking Awesome
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Rude Birthday Card – Your Penis Is Cordially Invited To The Party In My Vagina
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Rude Birthday Card – You’re A Classy Mother Fucker Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – You’re A Dick Head But You’re My Dick Head
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Rude Birthday Card – You’re A Knobhead But You’re My Knobhead
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Rude Birthday Card – You’re A Twat But I Like You!
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Rude Birthday Card – You’re Riding A Horse Full Speed Theres’s A Giraffe Next To You And A Lion Chasing You!
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Rude Birthday Card – “Give It To Me!” She Yelled “I’m So Fucking Wet
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