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Funny lockdown birthday card saying 2020 is a unique leap year
2020 is a unique leap year
£3.99
Funny lockdown birthday card saying 2020 needs to just pull over and let me the fuck off
2020 needs to just pull over and let me the fuck off
£3.99
Funny lockdown birthday card saying 2020 You just have to take it one
2020 You just have to take it one
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Funny lockdown birthday card saying 2021 New Year Same Old Shit
2021 New Year Same Old Shit
£3.99
Funny lockdown birthday card saying 2021 Sober October, Fuck that, after this year I’m on a bender till December
2021 Sober October, Fuck that, after this year I’m on a bender till December
£3.99
Funny lockdown birthday card saying A Covid-19 Symptom is having no taste
A Covid-19 Symptom is having no taste
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Funny birthday card saying Adult (noun) A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Adult (noun) A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
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Funny birthday card saying Alcohol (noun) A buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people more attractive. Makes obviously stupid ideas seem good.
Alcohol (noun) A buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people more attractive. Makes obviously stupid ideas seem good.
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Funny birthday card saying Ambitchous (Adjective) When someone strives to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
Ambitchous (Adjective) When someone strives to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
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Funny birthday card saying Ask-hole (noun) A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
Ask-hole (noun) A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
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Funny birthday card saying Bad-assery (noun) Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck.
Bad-assery (noun) Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck.
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Funny birthday card saying Beer-gasm (verb) The emotional climatic moment when you take that first sip of beer at the end of the day.
Beer-gasm (verb) The emotional climatic moment when you take that first sip of beer at the end of the day.
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Funny birthday card saying Birth-day (noun) A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.
Birth-day (noun) A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.
£3.99
Funny birthday card saying Birth-day (noun) An excuse to drink until you forget how old you are.
Birth-day (noun) An excuse to drink until you forget how old you are.
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Funny lockdown birthday card saying Covid-19 health tip
Covid-19 health tip
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Funny birthday card saying Covidiot (Noun) A stupid person who stubbornly ignores social distancing
Covidiot (Noun) A stupid person who stubbornly ignores social distancing
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Funny birthday card saying Cuntstipated (Adjective)The emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in one day.
Cuntstipated (Adjective)The emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in one day.
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Funny birthday card saying Cyco-path (noun) Someone who is suffering from chronic bike riding disorder with abnormal urges to ride and feel free. See also: bike wanker
Cyco-path (noun) Someone who is suffering from chronic bike riding disorder with abnormal urges to ride and feel free. See also: bike wanker
£3.99
Funny lockdown birthday card saying Does anyone know if we can take showers yet
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet
£3.99
Funny birthday card saying Faculty (verb) Cockney rhyming slang for “There’s no more PG Tips.
Faculty (verb) Cockney rhyming slang for “There’s no more PG Tips.
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Funny birthday card saying Fif-tee (noun) Still hot but mostly in flushes. Your skin eats more cream than you do.
Fif-tee (noun) Still hot but mostly in flushes. Your skin eats more cream than you do.
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Funny birthday card saying Flaw-some (Adjective) An individual who embraces their flaws and knows they are awesome regardless.
Flaw-some (Adjective) An individual who embraces their flaws and knows they are awesome regardless.
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Funny birthday card saying Flaw-tistic (Adjective) A person who is truly fantastic but, only sees their own flaws.
Flaw-tistic (Adjective) A person who is truly fantastic but, only sees their own flaws.
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Funny birthday card saying Friend (noun) Someone who listens, doesn’t judge and somehow makes everything all right. Provides wine.
Friend (noun) Someone who listens, doesn’t judge and somehow makes everything all right. Provides wine.
£3.99