Funny Birthday Card – Are You an Old Git? Flowchart

There’s only one way to find out whether they’re officially an old git: follow the flowchart. This bright yellow birthday card asks about their birth year, memories of VHS and whether they remember when people weren’t offended by everything.

The joke continues inside with the printed verdict “You’re an old git!” and a “Happy Birthday!” greeting.

A playful choice for a friend, sibling or relative who enjoys nostalgic references and a little age-related teasing. Let the chart deliver your birthday verdict.