• A square Christmas greeting card with a red background, white text, a photo of Jeremy Corbyn, and a roll of clear tape graphic. The card reads: 'LABOUR ANNOUNCE NEW EVERYDAY FIXES AND COST OF LIVING MEASURES! "MAKE FINDING THE END OF A ROLL OF SELLOTAPE EASIER!" HAPPY CHRISTMAS'.
  • A red Christmas greeting card shown open with a blank white insert, plus text reading 'BLANK INSIDE' and 'Blank inside so you can write your own message.' The card front features a red background, white text, a photo of a man, and a yellow tape graphic.
  • The back of a Punk Cards Christmas card package, featuring a QR code, website URLs, 'Made in Britain' text, SKU details, and a barcode on a white background.
  • A plain white square envelope with a V-flap closure, shown centered on a white background.
  • A4-sized printed card template with dimension labels showing 297 mm by 145 mm, featuring a PUNK cards logo at the top and a red Christmas-themed message card design with white text and a photo.
  • A hand holding a square red novelty card or poster featuring white text, a photo of a man with glasses, and a roll of yellow tape. The card reads, 'LABOUR ANNOUNCE NEW EVERYDAY FIXES AND COST OF LIVING MEASURES! MAKE FINDING THE END OF A ROLL OF SELLTAPE EASIER! HAPPY CHRISTMAS'.
  • Promotional text about Punkcards, a vibrant print and design company based in Birmingham, UK, emphasizing sustainability and responsible purchasing practices.
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Funny Political Christmas Card – Labour Sellotape Promise

Funny Political Christmas Card – Labour Sellotape Promise

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Finally, a political promise that could save Christmas: making the end of the Sellotape easier to find.

This funny political Christmas card features Andy Burnham alongside a fictional Labour announcement promising everyday fixes and cost-of-living measures, with gift-wrapping frustration apparently top of the agenda.

With its bright red festive background and tongue-in-cheek headline, it’s ideal for friends, family or colleagues who enjoy British political satire—or anyone who’s spent longer finding the tape than wrapping the present.

An unofficial Christmas card created for humour and political satire. The announcement and quotation are fictional. Not affiliated with or endorsed by Andy Burnham, the Labour Party or the Scottish Government. Photograph: Scottish Government, “Andy Burnham on 13 August 2024 (cropped 2)”, via Wikimedia Commons. Cropped and adapted for this design. Licensed under CC BY 2.0: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/ Original card design and wording © 2026 Punk Cards Ltd. Photograph excluded.

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