Rude Birthday Card for Him – Breaking News, Drunk Man

Breaking news: a drunk man has been found in a nearby park—and the description sounds suspiciously familiar. This rude birthday card uses a TV-news-style design to set up an outrageous joke about the birthday boy.

Open the card to reveal the printed punchline: “I was just checking to make sure you’re OK!”, followed by a laughing emoji and “Happy Birthday”.

A cheeky choice for a close mate, brother or partner who enjoys adult humour and can take a proper birthday roasting.