This very rude birthday card delivers savage honesty with absolutely no mercy.
Featuring a bold, retro sci-fi inspired illustration and a brutally offensive punchline, this card is perfect for someone who hasn’t improved with age — and probably never will. Ideal for mates, partners, or family members who appreciate dark humour and don’t get offended easily.
If you’re searching for offensive birthday cards or rude birthday cards that go well beyond cheeky and straight into no filter territory, this one does the job beautifully. Blunt, funny, and unapologetically rude.
Printed in the UK on premium card stock and supplied blank inside, it gives you space to add your own message — whether that’s sarcastic, heartfelt, or equally savage.
Very Rude Birthday Card for Adults – Packed with offensive humour and strong language.
Funny & Brutal Design – Retro sci-fi style artwork with a savage punchline.
Blank Inside – Add your own message, insult or birthday wishes.
Made in the UK – Printed on high-quality 350gsm card.
