This very rude birthday card is perfect for anyone who’s permanently glued to their phone and needs to be told — loudly — to put it down.
Bold, modern and unapologetically offensive, this card delivers savage adult humour with a social media twist. Ideal for friends, partners or family members who live on their phone and can take a joke, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh (or a shocked snort).
If you’re shopping for offensive birthday cards or rude birthday cards that feel current, cheeky and brutally honest, this one absolutely hits the mark. Strong language, big punchline, zero subtlety.
Printed in the UK on premium card stock and supplied blank inside, so you can add your own message — funny, heartfelt, or equally rude.
Very Rude Birthday Card for Adults – Offensive humour with strong language.
Modern & Funny Design – Social media inspired joke with bold typography.
Blank Inside – Write your own message, insult or birthday wishes.
Made in the UK – Printed on high-quality 350gsm card.
