“When you can be anything you want… a c*nt seems an odd choice.”
Happy Birthday.
Brutal. Honest. Absolutely hilarious (to the right person).
This rude funny birthday card is perfect for that mate, sibling or partner who fully appreciates savage humour and zero sugar-coating. Bold white and purple lettering on a pink background keeps it playful — even if the message definitely isn’t.
Ideal for:
Best friends with dark humour
Brothers and sisters who can take a joke
Partners who live for banter
That one mate who makes it too easy
Printed in the UK on premium 350gsm FSC-certified card, this adult birthday card is blank inside so you can add your own equally inappropriate message.
