• A square printed card or poster featuring a stylized alien woman in a purple and blue futuristic setting, with large white text on the right side. The card is shown at an angle over a white envelope or backing on a plain white background.
  • Customizable birthday card mockup showing the front and inside layout on a white background. The front features a purple alien character with text reading 'SEXY ALIEN WOMEN HAVE COME TO EARTH AND ARE ABducting MEN WITH BIG DICKS! YOU'RE NOT IN ANY DANGER.
  • Back of a product packaging with QR code, brand name, and barcode on a white background
  • A plain white square envelope with a V-flap closure, shown centered on a white background.
  • A4 size card mockup with dimension lines showing 297mm by 145mm, featuring a printed design of a purple alien with bold white text on a dark cosmic background. The 'PUNK cards' logo appears in the top left.
  • A hand holding a square printed card or poster featuring a stylized purple alien woman on the left and bold white text on the right, shown against a plain white background.
  • Promotional text about Punkcards, a vibrant print and design company based in Birmingham, UK, emphasizing sustainability and responsible purchasing practices.
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Punk Cards Ltd

Sexy Alien Women – Very Rude Funny Birthday Card for Men

Sexy Alien Women – Very Rude Funny Birthday Card for Men

£3.99 GBP
£3.99 GBP
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Looking for an outrageously rude birthday card that's completely out of this world?


Our Sexy Alien Women birthday card combines science fiction with very adult humour for a truly cheeky birthday surprise. Featuring a glamorous purple alien against a futuristic space background, the card reads:
"Sexy alien women have come to Earth and are abducting men with big dicks! You're not in any danger but..."
It's a hilarious way to wind up your mate, brother, husband or partner on their birthday!

Product Details

  • Printed on premium 350gsm uncoated card
  • Card size: 145mm x 150mm
  • Blank inside for your personal message
  • Supplied with envelope
  • Designed and printed in the UK
  • Carefully packaged for delivery


Perfect For:

  • Very rude birthday cards for men
  • Offensive birthday cards for friends
  • Funny birthday cards for husbands and boyfriends
  • Adult humour birthday cards
  • Sci-fi fans with a cheeky sense of humour
  • Novelty birthday cards for best mates


Definitely not a birthday card for the easily offended!
Warning: Contains strong adult humour.

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