• A square white Christmas greeting card with bold red text reading 'NOTHING FOR YOU BITCH!' and a small red Santa face graphic above, with 'Happy Christmas' in red script below. Red envelopes are partially visible behind the card on a white background.
  • A white greeting card shown open in the background and closed in the foreground, with printed red text reading 'NOTHING FOR YOU BITCH! Happy Christmas' and a small Santa face graphic. Text on the image says 'BLANK INSIDE' and 'Blank inside so you can write your own message,' indicating a customizable card product.
  • Back of a card with QR code, brand logo, and text on a white background
  • A single red square envelope with a pointed triangular flap, shown closed on a plain white background.
  • A4 card size diagram showing a white card with red text reading 'NOTHING FOR YOU BITCH! Happy Christmas' and a small Santa face graphic, plus dimension labels and the PUNK cards logo.
  • A hand holding a white greeting card with bold red text reading 'NOTHING FOR YOU BITCH! Happy Christmas' and a small Santa face graphic at the top, shown against a plain white background.
  • Promotional text about Punkcards, a vibrant print and design company based in Birmingham, UK, emphasizing sustainability and responsible purchasing practices.
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Punk Cards Ltd

Rude Christmas Card – Nothing for You Bitch!

Rude Christmas Card – Nothing for You Bitch!

£3.99 GBP
£3.99 GBP
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Santa’s checked his list, and apparently you’re getting nothing! This funny rude Christmas card delivers the festive greeting “Nothing for You Bitch! Happy Christmas” in bold red lettering, topped with a mischievous masked Santa.

A cheeky choice for your best friend, sibling or partner who enjoys a good insult with their Christmas wishes. Give it alongside a present to soften the blow—or let the card do all the talking.

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