• A square Christmas greeting card with a bright red background, white snowflake border details, and white text that reads 'CUNTMAS NOUN: THE DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS WHEN PATIENCE RUNS OUT, MANNERS EVAPORATE, AND EVERYONE BECOMES A CUNT.' followed by 'Merry Christmas' in script.
  • A red Christmas greeting card shown open on a white background, with text reading 'BLANK INSIDE' and 'Blank inside so you can write your own message.' The front of the card has a red holiday pattern and the word 'CUNTMAS' in large white letters with a definition below.
  • Back of a card with QR code, brand name 'Punk Cards', and product details on a white background
  • A plain white square envelope with a V-flap closure, centered on a white background.
  • A product size diagram showing an A4 card template with a red Christmas-themed cuntmas card design overlaid in the bottom right. The diagram includes dimension labels for the 297mm by 145mm card and the 190mm by 110mm cuntmas insert, with the brand name PUNK cards visible in the top left.
  • A hand holding a square red Christmas greeting card with white text that reads 'CUNTMAS NOUN: THE DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS WHEN PATIENCE RUNS OUT, MANNERS EVAPORATE, AND EVERYONE BECOMES A CUNTMAS. Merry Christmas.
  • Promotional text about Punkcards, a vibrant print and design company based in Birmingham, UK, emphasizing sustainability and responsible purchasing practices.
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Punk Cards Ltd

Very Rude Christmas Card – Cuntmas Definition

Very Rude Christmas Card – Cuntmas Definition

£3.99 GBP
£3.99 GBP
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For the point in December when patience has officially disappeared.

Featuring the definition:

“Cuntmas, Noun. The days before Christmas when patience runs out, manners evaporate, and everyone becomes a cunt.”

A very rude Christmas card for friends who appreciate brutally honest festive humour.

  • Very rude Christmas card
  • Adult humour
  • Blank inside
  • Supplied with envelope
  • Quality card
  • Designed and printed in the UK
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