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4 Out of 5 People Get money In Their Birthday Cards.
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A little bit older A lot more fabulous
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Don’t Grow Up it’s A Trap Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Card – Adult (noun) A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
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Funny Birthday Card – Alcohol (noun) A buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people more attractive. Makes obviously stupid ideas seem good.
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Funny Birthday Card – Ambitchous (Adjective) When someone strives to be more of a bitch than the average bitch.
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Funny Birthday Card – Ask-hole (noun) A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them.
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Funny Birthday Card – Bad-assery (noun) Engaging in seemingly impossible activities and achieving success in a manner that renders all onlookers completely awestruck.
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Funny Birthday Card – Beer-gasm (verb) The emotional climatic moment when you take that first sip of beer at the end of the day.
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Funny Birthday Card – Birth-day (noun) A day to celebrate that you haven’t died in the last year.
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Funny Birthday Card – Birth-day (noun) An excuse to drink until you forget how old you are.
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Funny Birthday Card – Covidiot (Noun) A stupid person who stubbornly ignores social distancing
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Funny Birthday Card – Cuntstipated (Adjective)The emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in one day.
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Funny Birthday Card – Cyco-path (noun) Someone who is suffering from chronic bike riding disorder with abnormal urges to ride and feel free. See also: bike wanker
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Funny Birthday Card – Faculty (verb) Cockney rhyming slang for “There’s no more PG Tips.
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Funny Birthday Card – Fif-tee (noun) Still hot but mostly in flushes. Your skin eats more cream than you do.
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Funny Birthday Card – Flaw-some (Adjective) An individual who embraces their flaws and knows they are awesome regardless.
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Funny Birthday Card – Flaw-tistic (Adjective) A person who is truly fantastic but, only sees their own flaws.
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Funny Birthday Card – Friend (noun) Someone who listens, doesn’t judge and somehow makes everything all right. Provides wine.
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Funny Birthday Card – Fuck (Verb) Probably the only fucking word that can be put every fucking where and make fucking sense. Fuckers.
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Funny Birthday Card – Fuckening (Noun) When your day is going too well and you don’t trust it and some shit finally goes down. Eg: Ah, there it is, the fuckening
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Funny Birthday Card – Funcle (noun) Like a dad only cooler. Jokes are funny. The man. See also: badass.
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Funny Birthday Card – Gin-cident (noun) An event which happened due to one too many gins.
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Funny Birthday Card – Girl-friend (noun) Someone who holds certain superhuman abilities. See also: Mind control, mood swings, shopping and talking.
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Funny Birthday Card – Glow-getter (noun) A driven busy gal who strives to achieve her goals in life while attaining a beautiful glow both inside and out.
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Funny Birthday Card – Husband (noun) A person who never shares a secret he is told, because he isn’t even listening. Takes the bins out.
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Funny Birthday Card – Im-ma-ture (noun) A word used by boring people to describe fun people.
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Funny Birthday Card – Men-o-pause (noun) The time of life when a woman doesn’t know if she is on fire or freezing, happy or sad. May self medicate with: Wine
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Funny Birthday Card – Mom (noun) Someone who sees the best in her kids even when they drive her crazy. Unconditional love. See also: Superwoman
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Funny Birthday Card – Mombie (noun) A sleep deprived mom, characterised by a messy bun and pyjamas bottoms. Also: Feeds on caffeine.
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Funny Birthday Card – Momster (noun) What happens to mom after she counts to three. See also: mad woman
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Funny Birthday Card – Mother, (Noun) A person with the ability to detect a lie, hear through walls and see’s out the back of her head.
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Funny Birthday Card – Mum (noun) Someone who has a great sense of humour, is perfect in every way and enjoys alcohol.
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Funny Birthday Card – Nanatude (Verb) What happens to Nan’s when someone crosses there grand children.
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Funny Birthday Card – Noginophobhia (No-gin-o-phobia - verb) The fear one feels when you are out of juniper based spirit.
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Funny Birthday Card – Procrastidrinking (Noun) The art of drinking alcohol instead of doing something else you should be doing.
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