Collection: Funny Birthday Cards
Dive into our collection of funny birthday cards and discover bold designs, cheeky one-liners and laugh-out-loud humour for everyone you know. From sibling banter to workplace giggles, we’ve got cards that hit the punchline and skip the mushy. Printed in the UK on premium 350gsm stock with envelope included—perfect for saving the day with a grin.
Whether you’re after a witty quip, a sibling roast or a memorable gift for a friend, our birthday cards deliver the laughs every time.
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Funny Birthday Cards - Life Is Short. Smile While You Still Have Teeth. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Behind Every Angry Woman Stands A Man Who Has Absolutely No Idea What He Did Wrong! Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - On Your Birthday There Is A Time And Place For Wine! In My Hand Now. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Age Is A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don’t Mind, IT Don’t Matter.
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Funny Birthday Cards - There Is A Pretty Good Chance You Will End Up Being One Of Those Senior Citizens Who Randomly Bites People. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - What A Difference A Dave Makes. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Age Is Just A Number In Your Case A Big One Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - A good man can make you feel strong, sexy and able to take on the world... Oh, wait...
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Funny Birthday Cards - Don’t Worry About Your Eyesight Failing As You Get Older Its Natures Way Of Protecting You From The
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Funny Birthday Cards - Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of Alcohol, Sarcasm, Inappropriateness and Shenanigans. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - A Body Like Your’s Doesn’t Happen Overnight. It Takes Pregnancy, Some Neglect And Extra Slices of Pizza. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Don’t Think of it as Getting Older Think Of All The Senior Citizen Discounts You Will Soon Qualify For. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Drunk People Children and Leggings Always Tell The Truth. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Pain Makes You Stronger. Tears Make You Braver. A Broken Heart Makes You Wiser.
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Funny Birthday Cards - I walk Around Like Everything Is Just Fine But Deep Down, inside My Shoe, My Sock is Sliding Off. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - I’m Never Drinking Again Oh Look, Wine! Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - If You Had a Choice between A Man Or A Million Pounds How Many Bottles Of Wine Would You buy? Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Danger Mouth Operates Faster than Brain. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - I’m Not Making Any Age Related Jokes Because I genuinely Feel Bad About How Old You Are. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Life & Wine Are Very Similar Chill For best Results. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Young At Heart Slightly Older in Other Places. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - I Smell An Old Person Oh Wait, That’s You. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Being An Adult Is mostly Being Exhausted, Wishing You Hadn’t Made Plans And Wondering How You Hurt Your Back. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - You Can’t Buy Happiness But You can Buy Wine And That Is Kind Of The Same Thing. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - The Older You Get The Meaner You Get I’m Pretty Sure It Will Not Be Long Before You Start Biting People. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Wine: WD-40 For Parenting Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Overall I Love You More Than I Want To Strangle You. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - I Know Time Hasn’t Been Kind To You! Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - You Age Is Very inappropriate For Your Behaviour. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - My Husband’s Wife Is Freakin’ Awesome! - True Story Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - I Gently Slide Her Panties To The Side So That I Could Fit The Rest Of Her Socks In The Draw. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Let’s Drink Red Red Wine because UB40 Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - You Maybe Getting Older But At Least You’re Not Expired Yet. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - How You’re Old and Weird. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - You Don’t Look A Day Over You Actual Age. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - You’re Not Old You’re Vintage. Happy Birthday
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