Collection: Funny Birthday Cards
Dive into our collection of funny birthday cards and discover bold designs, cheeky one-liners and laugh-out-loud humour for everyone you know. From sibling banter to workplace giggles, we’ve got cards that hit the punchline and skip the mushy. Printed in the UK on premium 350gsm stock with envelope included—perfect for saving the day with a grin.
Whether you’re after a witty quip, a sibling roast or a memorable gift for a friend, our birthday cards deliver the laughs every time.
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Funny Birthday Cards - In Your Next Life You’re Coming Back With Money And Good Looks Instead Of All This Sparkling Personality Bullshit.
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Funny Birthday Cards - One day you will start behaving yourself, maybe tomorrow
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Funny Birthday Cards - I Can’t Remember Which One Of Us Is The Bad Influence. “Oh, Wait... It’s You...”
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Funny Birthday Cards - It’s Not My Fault You Thought I Was Normal. You’ve Had More Than Enough Time To Figure That Shit Out.
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Funny Birthday Cards - What A Wonderful Thought It Is That Some Of The Best Days Of Our Lives Haven’t Happened Yet.
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Funny Birthday Cards - Warning Due To The Influence Of Hormones I Could Burst Int Tears Or Kill You In The Next 10 Minutes.
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Funny Birthday Cards - We’re more than friends but less than a couple
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Funny Birthday Cards - Menopause in progress move around me and do not make eye contact
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Funny Birthday Cards - Tonight You’ll be having our favourite drink, it’s called a lot
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Funny Birthday Cards - finding a friend with the same mental disorder! Priceless
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Funny Birthday Cards - You know you are getting old when happy hour is a nap
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Funny Birthday Cards - You’re A Person Who Wants To Do A Lot Of Things Trapped In A Body That Just Wants To Sleep.
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Funny Birthday Cards - If You Eat Well, Drink Plenty Of Water, Get Good Sleep & Exercise You’ll Die Anyway.
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Funny Birthday Cards - To my wonderful friend happy birthday you crazy, perverted wine loving weirdo
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Funny Birthday Cards - You’re one of those friends who make life better just bey being in it
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Funny Birthday Cards - I see no good reason you should act your age
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Funny Birthday Cards - Old age used to be in your head now its in your joints too
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Funny Birthday Cards - The best things about the good old days was you were not good or old
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Funny Birthday Cards - You make my fanny flutter
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Funny Birthday Cards - Old Enough To Know Better Young Enough To Do It Anyway
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Funny Birthday Cards - The Dumbest Thing You Have Ever Done Is Being an Adult
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Funny Birthday Cards - Have you ever looked at on of your relatives, shook your head, and thought how on earth are we related?
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Funny Birthday Cards - I like having you around because my weirdness doesn’t look so weird with you around
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Funny Birthday Cards - to be old and wise you must first be young and stupid
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Funny Birthday Cards - I love you except when you Snore then I want to suffocate you.
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Funny Birthday Cards - You’re my favourite person to be antisocial with
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Funny Birthday Cards - Still To Come The Menopause Because Nature Decided That Pregnancy, Labor, Delivery, Breastfeeding, Stretch Marks
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Funny Birthday Cards - If You Have To Ask If It’s Too Early To Drink Wine Youre An Amateur And We Can’t Be Friends.
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Funny Birthday Cards - one day you’re not old & the next day you enjoy supermarket shopping
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Funny Birthday Cards - Do you have a special someone in your life? Yes, me, I’m Awesome
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Funny Birthday Cards - Apart from food & wine you’re my favourite
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Funny Birthday Cards - Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes small, medium, large, round, square, thin crust, thick crust, extra toppings
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Funny Birthday Cards - Friends are like Condoms they protect you when things get hard
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Funny Birthday Cards - Best Friends don’t care if your house is clean they care if you have wine
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Funny Birthday Cards - You Are Wonder Woman You Wonder Where You Put The Keys. You Wonder Where You Left Your Bag. You Wonder Where Your Money Went!!
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Funny Birthday Cards - Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes
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