Collection: Funny Birthday Cards
Dive into our collection of funny birthday cards and discover bold designs, cheeky one-liners and laugh-out-loud humour for everyone you know. From sibling banter to workplace giggles, we’ve got cards that hit the punchline and skip the mushy. Printed in the UK on premium 350gsm stock with envelope included—perfect for saving the day with a grin.
Whether you’re after a witty quip, a sibling roast or a memorable gift for a friend, our birthday cards deliver the laughs every time.
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Funny Birthday Cards - Friends Come & Go Like The Waves Of The Ocean. The True Ones Stay Like An Octopus On Your Face. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - A Good Friend Is Like A Bra. Hard To Find, Supportive, Comfortable Always Lifts You Up, Makes You Look Better
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Funny Birthday Cards - Sometimes I Wonder How You Put Up With Me, Then I Remember, Oh, I Put Up With You So, We’re Even Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Birthdays Are Good For You The More You Have The Longer You Live. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - It’s Hard To Find A Friend Who’s Cute, Loving, Generous, Sexy, Caring & Smart. My Advice To You Is. Don’t Lose Me
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Funny Birthday Cards - OMG Shut Up. You’re How Old! . Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Another Year Another Wrinkle. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Remember If We Get Caught You’re Deaf & I Don’t Speak English. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Best Friends Make The Good Times Better. And The Hard Times Easier. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - You Drink Too Much. You Swear Too Much. Your Morals Are Questionable. You’re Everything I Ever Wanted In A Friend
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Funny Birthday Cards - It Is What It Is and It’s Your Birthday.
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Funny Birthday Cards - Never Ask Me To Hold Your Drink. I Will Drink It. You Have Been Warned. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Intelligent Funny Good Looking And I Remembered It’s Your Birthday. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - You are my favourite human
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Funny Birthday Cards - Remember age gets better with wine
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Funny Birthday Cards - The Older We Get The More We Realise The Importance Of Alcohol. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Happy Birthday to the best sister in the world
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Funny Birthday Cards - You should only drink on two occasions 1 when it’s your birthday 2 when it isn’t
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Funny Birthday Cards - If You Haven’t Grown Up By The Age Of 50 You Don’t Have To!
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Funny Birthday Cards - So far this is the oldest you’ve ever been
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Funny Birthday Cards - My Fantasy Is Having Two Men At Once One Cooking And One Cleaning.
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Funny Birthday Cards - Sorry you got old
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Funny Birthday Cards - At Your Age Getting lucky means Finding the car in the car park Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - W.I.N.O.S Women In Need Of Sanity
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Funny Birthday Cards - Smart. Funny. Beautiful To be fair that sounds like me. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - One Year Closer To Granny Pants. Happy Birthday
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Funny Birthday Cards - Ever feel like you’ve had to much wine? me neither
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Funny Birthday Cards - Live your life and forget your age
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Funny Birthday Cards - If You Have To Choose Between Drinking Wine Every Day Or Being Skinny Which Would You Choose? Red Or White?
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Funny Birthday Cards - Another year closer to being a crazy cat lady
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Funny Birthday Cards - If I’ve Learned Anything In My 24 Years On This Planet It’s That It’s Okay To Lie About Your Age.
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Funny Birthday Cards - Age Is Merely The Number Of Years The World Has Been Enjoying You.
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Funny Birthday Cards - If Your Woman Is Upset, Hold Her And Tell Her How Beautiful She Is If She Starts To Growl, Retreat To A Safe Place
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Funny Birthday Cards - The first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest
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Funny Birthday Cards - My Husband Asked Me To Whisper Dirty Things In His Ear So I Whispered Kitchen, Bathroom, Living Room.
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Funny Birthday Cards - Of Course size matters no one wants a small glass of wine
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