Rude Birthday Cards

If you think birthdays are the perfect excuse to be a bit naughty — you’re in the right place. Our rude birthday cards are packed with cheeky humour, bold language, and a healthy dose of bad taste (the good kind).

From hilarious sweary jokes to pure filth, every Punk Cards design is printed in the UK on premium card stock and guaranteed to get a reaction — whether it’s laughter, shock, or both.

Perfect for mates, partners or anyone who loves a laugh that pushes the limits, our offensive and funny rude birthday cards deliver the ultimate birthday banter. 🎉😈