Funny, Rude & Offensive Birthday Cards

If you think birthday cards should come with a warning label — you’re in the right place. Our funny, rude and offensive birthday cards are made for people who love proper belly laughs, bold humour and a touch of pure chaos.

From savage one-liners to hilariously filthy jokes, each card is proudly made in the UK on premium quality stock. Whether you’re buying for a mate, partner, colleague or sibling, you’ll find the perfect mix of funny, cheeky and downright wrong right here at Punk Cards.

So ditch the dull supermarket cards and go for something unforgettable — explore our full range of offensive, rude and funny birthday cards below. 🎉😂