Collection: Rude Birthday Cards
If you think birthdays are the perfect excuse to be a bit naughty — you’re in the right place. Our rude birthday cards are packed with cheeky humour, bold language, and a healthy dose of bad taste (the good kind).
From hilarious sweary jokes to pure filth, every Punk Cards design is printed in the UK on premium card stock and guaranteed to get a reaction — whether it’s laughter, shock, or both.
Perfect for mates, partners or anyone who loves a laugh that pushes the limits, our offensive and funny rude birthday cards deliver the ultimate birthday banter. 🎉😈
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Rude Birthday Card – Viagra It Won’t Make You James Bond But It Will Make You Roger Moore Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Hope Your Birthday Is Filled With Lots Of Love, Laughter And Cock* Cake, Fucking Autocorrect. Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – You’re Riding A Horse Full Speed Theres’s A Giraffe Next To You And A Lion Chasing You!
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Rude Birthday Card – It’s Never Too Late To Be What You Want To Be ...Unless You Want To Be Younger Then You’re Fucked
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Rude Birthday Card – “Give It To Me!” She Yelled “I’m So Fucking Wet
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Rude Birthday Card – When 3 People Have Sex It’s Called A Threesome. When 2 People Have Sex It’s Called A Twosome.
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Rude Birthday Card – You’re A Knobhead But You’re My Knobhead
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Rude Birthday Card – I Bought You A Pair Of Slippers And A Dildo For Your Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Age Is Just A Number. In Your Case A Fuckin Big One.
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Rude Birthday Card – Did you know that if you text you boss go fuck yourself you don’t have to go to work anymore
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Rude Birthday Card – My Wife Just Stopped And Said “You Weren’t Even Listening Were You?” I Thought...“
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Rude Birthday Card – Fuckety Fuck It's Your Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Cheer Up Fuckface Its Your Birthday Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – When I Think About You I Touch Myself
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Rude Birthday Card – Three Stages Of Life 1. Birth 2. What The Fuck Is This 3. Death Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – May Your Birthday Be Absolutely Fucking Splendid Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Happy Birthday Ginger Bollocks
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Rude Birthday Card – Age has It’s Advantages fuck knows what they are?
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Rude Birthday Card – You’re A Dick Head But You’re My Dick Head
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Rude Birthday Card – Wishing You A Fucktard Free Birthday Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Alcohol Is Not In My Vodkabulary
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Rude Birthday Card – Women’s Arse Size A New Study Reveals Interesting Findings 30% Of Women ThinkTheir Arse Is Too Fat
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Rude Birthday Card – Tango Whiskey Alpha Tango Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Once Upon A Time There Was A Twat. It Was You. The End.
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Rude Birthday Card – For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow On Second Thoughts He’s A Cock
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Rude Birthday Card – You’re A Twat But I Like You!
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Rude Birthday Card – To Cut A Long Story Short
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Rude Birthday Card – The Speed At Which A Woman Says “I’m Fine.” Is Directly Proportional To The Severity Of The Shit Storm
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Rude Birthday Card – Studies Have Shown That Intelligent People Swear More Than Stupid Mother Fuckers. Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Inside Every Older Person Is A Younger Person Wondering
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Rude Birthday Card – Every Woman’s Dream Is That A Man Will Take Her In His Arms Throw Her Into Bed...
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Rude Birthday Card – There Was A Safety Meeting At Work Today. They Asked “What Steps Would You Take In The Event Of A Fire?”
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Rude Birthday Card – Sex is like a petrol station, sometimes you get full service
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Rude Birthday Card – You’re A Classy Mother Fucker Happy Birthday
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Rude Birthday Card – Your Penis Is Cordially Invited To The Party In My Vagina
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Rude Birthday Card – You Are Pretty Fucking Awesome
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