Rude Birthday Cards

Forget safe and forgettable — our rude birthday cards are designed to get a proper reaction every time. Whether you need a cheeky birthday card that raises an eyebrow, we've got you covered.

Rude Birthday Cards That Actually Make Them Laugh

From sharp one-liners to full-on offensive birthday cards, there's something for every sense of humour. Each card is designed and printed in the UK on premium quality stock.

We take pride in delivering cards that feel as good as they look. Looking for a rude birthday card for him that doesn't pull its punches? You'll find plenty here. Got a mate who thinks they've seen it all? Think again. Our rude joke cards cover everything from dry wit to outright filth.

Order before 3:00pm your card will be despatch that same day, you can check Royal Mail delivery times to make sure it arrives on the day. Browse the full range and find the perfect card today.